Hello! I'm quite new to this editing thing so I won't write much here. Now I'll begin borrowing userboxes and see if I can manage something.

This user really would have been better off picking some less depressing userbox (a word which here means "box designed to showcase some quality of a Wikipedian").
This user is an Aries.
This user is a Pig.
R This user is a Ravenclaw.
This contributor to Wikipedia is female.
;) This user likes to wink a lot, usually by the combination of a parenthesis and semicolon, but sometimes with a pretty graphic.
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This user has an advanced understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet.
en-3This user can contribute with an advanced level of English.
enm-1This led knoweth sumhwet of Englyssh.
esEste usuario tiene el español como lengua materna.
fr-1Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau élémentaire de français.
theyThis user considers singular they standard English usage.
mankindThis user supports the use of gender-neutral language.
if & whetherThis user knows how to use "if" and "whether" correctly.
This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...
MixThis user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently.
...This user would like to know all existing languages.
ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
LE-1This user's been known to screw up the occasional sentence and make the occasional typo, but is otherwise pretty accurate with regards to English.
This user enjoys reading anything.
This user is a bibliophile.
This user enjoys geofiction.
This user is interested in Gothic literature.
This user enjoys reading mysteries.
This user enjoys reading science fiction.
This user enjoys reading alternate history fiction.
This user enjoys heavy reading, such as Shakespeare and other dead guys.
This user enjoys the works of
J. R. R. Tolkien.
7+1This user enjoys the Discworld series.
HDMThis user loves His Dark Materials. And is Dusty too, by the way..
This user enjoys the works of
Sherlock Holmes.
L.V. This user is a fan of Lord Voldemort.
LOTR This user loves The Lord of the Rings, both the books and the films.
The Silmarillion This user not only likes The Lord of the Rings, but The Silmarillion as well.
C&HThis user reads Calvin and Hobbes.
*_*This user loves anime.
This user is a fan of Ami Mizuno.
This user is a fan of Michiru Kaioh.
This user is a fan of Haruka Tenoh.
This user enjoys films.
The Good In this world, there's two kinds of users: Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.
OBefore this user dies, they will see the Ring.
Blade Runner This user thinks Blade Runner is one of the best science fiction films ever made.
This user once lived on board the Death Star. And this is his review of the experience:
SWEET!!!
HThis user is addicted to Vicodin.
This user starts by shooting above the knee.
CSI:
DAY
This user eagerly looking forward to watching CSI: DAY.
Dr WhoThis user has been a
Doctor Who fan since the
Ninth Doctor.
9th
d'oh!This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.
VMThis user keeps an eye
on Neptune, CA.
This user is a university student.
This user's birthday is today.
This user prefers warm weather.
This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.
This user loathes, but is forced to observe, daylight saving time.
This user likes most types of music.
This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.
This user eats strawberries.
This user loves pasta.
This user eats salad.
This user likes horses, especially on sandwiches.
This user loves döner kebab.
This user loves paella.
This user eats chocolate.
This user drinks hot chocolate.
H20This user drinks water.
This user drinks cappuccino.
FantaThis user drinks Fanta Orange.
C2H5OH-2This user drinks occasionally.
kalimotxoThis user drinks kalimotxos.
This user plays mahjong.
This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $200?)
S1This user is a Scrabble player.
cvg-2 This user is an intermediate gamer.
This user prefers to play games on a PC.
MN-2This user is an expert minesweeper.
REThis user plays Resident Evil.
SHThis user plays Silent Hill.
This user wears corrective eyeglasses or contact lenses, without which they'd be as blind as a bat!
This user does not smoke.
This user is left-handed.
This user is a history buff.
This user is interested in
ghost towns.
This user is interested in the
History of New England.
This user is old enough to remember what a typewriter is, and that's all you need to know.
This user remembers using
a rotary dial telephone.
Editing Wikipedia is something this user does as a hobby.
This user is a bibliophile.

This user is interested in the British Isles.
This user is interested in Criminology.
This user likes to spin pens.
This user is interested in painting.
This editor is a WikiGnome.

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