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Cannibalorgydotcomdotnet

Joined 4 April 2008
This user is visiting from an alternate universe.
This user's homeworld is mostly harmless.
bandThis user plays in a band.
🎸This user plays the guitar.
This user plays the bass guitar.
This user lives in Japan.
This user lives in the
U.S. State of Texas.
This user is a Cannibal.
This user is a Snuff film director.
This user still plays Red Faction.
Caboose This user likes food-nap time.
GITSThis user has a
Stand Alone Complex.
nih This user is a nihilist.
This user has one of them black cubes of ultimate power.
This user also has one of them white cubes of ultimate power.
BEHOLD! THE GOLDEN CUBE!This user found the gold cube of ultimate power!
This user has a 4-D cube of ultimate power.
This user has the Morphing Red Cube of Ultimate Power!
MD This user drinks Mountain Dew.
Forden Toasty!
... This user is a professional procrastinator.
?? This user is a Secret Character.
This user plays the bass guitar.
machThis user watches machinima.
This user knows it's better to reign in Hell than to serve in Heaven.
This user enjoys the works of Arthur C. Clarke.
This user reads science fiction.
OSCThis user enjoys the works of Orson Scott Card.
This user prefers the PlayStation Portable over the Nintendo DS.
PS2This user plays games on the
PlayStation 2.
?This user doesn't care what console a game is for as long as it's fun.
This user still enjoys playing
games on the NES.
This user prefers the Xbox and the PlayStation 2 to the GameCube.
ACThis user believes that a plane can change the tides of war.
☢This user is an escaped genetic experiment.
This user enjoys smoking cannabis.
This user is right-handed.
This user supports the fight against breast cancer.
This user supports the fight against testicular cancer.
This user supports stem cell research.
o_OThis user is a moderate fan of anime.
アニメ
sub		This user prefers to watch
their anime subbed.
GITSThis user has a
Stand Alone Complex.
From deep space...The seed is planted...Terror grows... This user is not going to sleep...
They get you when you sleep...
ZThis user is a zombie and enjoys watching zombie films.
The Good In this world, there's two kinds of users: Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.
This user eats jam and ham and Spam a lot.
cvg-2This user is an intermediate gamer.
This user is addicted to video games.
game
dev		This user is interested in video game development.
360This user plays the Xbox 360.
XThis user plays the Xbox.

DOOM

This user plays the Doom series.
This user once loved Grand Theft Auto.
This user plays the Halo series.
This user plays Quake.
This user plays the Sonic the Hedgehog series.
This user is a carnivore.
This user eats cheese.
This user eats chili.
This user eats fries, or chips.
This user loves to eat pizza.
This user eats potato chips.
This user loves spaghetti.
RvBI hate babies.
This user has eaten MREs and lived to tell the tale.
Steak This user is a carnivore.
This user loves to eat beef.
This user eats chicken.
This user loves bacon!
This user loves hamburgers.
This user prefers pepperoni pizza.
This user prefers
New York pizza
This user loves pasta.
This user loves to eat fries, or chips.
This user eats quesadillas.
This user eats ham.
This user bows down before the awesome might of Vodka.
MEADThis user drinks mead.
This user drinks Mountain Dew.
This user loves brownies.
abcThis user eats M&Ms.
This user eats Peanut Butter Cookies.
This user is Knee-Deep in the Dead.
IDSPISPOPD   IDDQD
This user is addicted to video games.
!This user plays the Metal Gear series.
FC This user is not a beautiful or unique snowflake.
This user rejects your reality and substitutes their own!
Clerks.This user is not even supposed to be here today!
FCThis user does not talk about Fight Club.
This user is in a glass case of emotion.
This user is a fan of the Austin Powers film series. Yeah, baby, yeah!
PULPThis user does not think Marsellus Wallace looks like a bitch.
TABak user derka derka derka!
This user accepts the alias Pink.
ALIENThis user will never look at dinner the same way again.
∞This user is an ageless immortal.
Grrr! Brains! Brains!
All your base are belong to this user.
This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
This user does not exist. However, if this user begins to exist, seek shelter immediately.
This user is interested in firearms and is generally knowledgeable about them.
This user enjoys
pistol shooting.
This user enjoys rifle shooting.
This user is interested in counter-terrorism.
This user is interested in tanks.
This user believes that hippies, celebrities, and politicians are NOT experts on climate change.
This user is against involuntary military service.
This user believes it is every citizen's duty to vote.


This user prefers that the death penalty be used far more often.
This user wants Puerto Rico to either be a U.S. state
or a sovereign country.†
This user is against
strict gun control.
This user believes that the Republic of China is a legitimate nation.
This user opposes the policies and views of Hillary Clinton.
This user is interested in
World War II
This user is interested in the history of the Cold War.
This user is interested in ancient Rome.
This user is interested in the military history of ancient Rome.
America's
Drive-In 		This user loves to eat at his local Sonic Drive-In.
This user eats at Taco Bell.
This user eats at KFC.
This user eats at SUBWAY and eats fresh.
This user likes Ice cream.
TDSThis user watches the most trusted name in fake news.
rvb This user is a Red vs. Blue fanatic.
FGThis user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.
Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!
ABEThis user is not a communist! They may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but they are not a porn star!
MWC A fat woman came into this user's shoe store today.
This user rejects your reality and substitutes their own!
TCR This user has balls, and isn't afraid to use them.
This user could use a little more cowbell.
+This user is up to the elbows
in meatball surgery.
BAMFThis user is one BAMF among many
This user rejects your reality and substitutes their own!
MThis user likes the song "Mother", by Danzig.
This user reads Dark Horse Comics .
fan-3This user thinks that Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare is the best computer or video game ever made.
fan-2This user loves the computer or video game Metal Gear Solid.
fan-1This user enjoys the computer or video game Star Fox.
fan-0This user dislikes the computer or video game Final Fantasy.
fan-0This user dislikes the computer or video game Halo.
APBRThis user thinks Doom is the best game ever.
DNIt's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, but this user is all out of gum.
Deus ExThis user wears sunglasses during night operations.
47This user plays the Hitman video game series.
Q4 This user plays Quake 4.
iron fist This user is a Tekken player
UTThis user plays Unreal Tournament.
This user enjoys reading short stories.
DuneThis user knows that fear is the mind-killer.
GWThis user reads Guitar World.
band-3This user likes Led Zeppelin.
band-3This user likes Cannibal Corpse.
SThis user is a fan of Slayer.
NIИ  This user is closer to God.
band-3This user likes Pig Destroyer.
band-3This user likes Motorhead.
band-2This user listens to Staind.
This user listens to industrial.
This user appreciates real punk music.
This user enjoys punk rock.
This user enjoys rock music.
For those about to rock, this user salutes you!
This user enjoys
heavy metal music.
This user knows that there is no dark side of the moon really — matter of fact it's all dark.
This user advocates the use of more cowbell.
MAThis user has an account on Metal-Archives.
This user is an anarchist who believes violence is incompatible with the principles of anarchism.‡
This user is Pro-Choice.

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This user supports the anarchist movement.
 This user is a supporter of the anarchist movement, but not of the violent stereotypes often placed on them.
This user is disgusted by the overblown media coverage of celebrities.
Dragon This user activates the Stargate to invade other planets.
SG This user activates the Stargate to explore other planets.
CarrThis user could spare a few minutes for cancer research, but he or she isn't going to get much done.
This user knows
what was in the case.
A7XThis user does not like Avenged Sevenfold.
BRThis user is a fan of BAD RELIGION.
AC/
DC		This user is a fan of AC/DC.
BB This user is on a mission from God.
There is no hope, why don't you... pull the plug!
DBSThis user is a die-hard Death By Stereo fan.
GDThis user does not like Green Day.
KoЯnThis user does not like Korn.
MThis user is a fiend for life.
This user is out of step.
This user is a fan of Metallica.
MAThis user is a fan of Morbid Angel.
MMThis user loves Monster Magnet
TOThis user is a fan of The Offspring.
QOTSAThis user is a fan of Queens of the Stone Age.
Dieser Benutzer ist ein Fan von Rammstein.
RUSHThis user has no heart to lie.
M*A*S*HThis user understands:
"the M stands for mobile".
#270Vandalized Wikipedia
This user loves My Name Is Earl
70sThis user thinks anyone who doesn't like That '70s Show is a dumbass.
KitHThis user is crushing your head! Crush, crush!.
Mr.
Show 		This user remembers a time when people named Bob and David wore crazy outfits and brought us all to the verge of laughter.
SNL This user would like to give some important advice on surviving a flaming...live from New York, it's Saturday Night!!
TCRThis user knows the population of elephants has tripled in the past six months.
Bob
&
Tom		This user listens to The Bob & Tom Show.
HicksThis user likes Bill Hicks and doesn't give a fuck if you like him or hate him.
BSG This user is a fan of the reimagined Battlestar Galactica series.
12
This user is looking for the Army of the Twelve Monkeys
This user believes any answer I give will be wrong and the Senior Drill Instructor will only beat this user harder if I reverse myself.
This user named their rifle Charlene.
FC This user is not a beautiful or unique snowflake.

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The Ugly When this user has to shoot, he shoots. Doesn't talk.
The Bad This user will see you soon, idiots.
The Good In this world, there's two kinds of users: Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.
Pulp FictionThis user knows that in France, they call a Quarter Pounder a Royale With Cheese because of the metric system.
PULP The truth is...you're the weak, and I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin' Ringo...I'm tryin' REAL HARD to be the shepherd.
This user has got red on him.
2001: A Space OdysseyThis user thinks 2001: A Space Odyssey is the best science fiction film of all time.
RvBI hate the bands
you like.
RvBYou will worship me as
though I were a god.
RvBThis doesn't seem physically possible!
BAMFThis user is one BAMF among many
This user supports the United States Navy.
This user is interested in the Vietnam War.
This user supports the troops.
LEGALThis user supports LEGAL Immigration.
This user believes that Stephen Colbert will be elected in the 2012 United States Presidential Election.
This user supports NATO.


This user is highly against nazism.
They Are Coming...



















Bio

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  • Name: HeyZeus Ezekiel Jesus esquire III pt. 4 Redux
  • Age: -4,000 x 2 + Y(X - 12)
  • Birthplace: the Black Forest of the Village of a Thousand Young
  • Location: The Dirty South
  • Ethnicity: Demigod
  • Weapon(s):
  • Ancient bone saber of Zumakalis!
  • The sword I made form the horn of a Narwhal (It died of natural causes....... a bullet in its face)
  • The Gustav Gun
  • M16A3 with a M203 under-barrel grenade launcher and a tactical scope for precision medium distance headshot assassinations of old people.
  • Remington 870 tactical with incinerary shells.
  • BFG9000.
  • Street Sweeper.
  • Stagg X400-GBK "X Metal" solid body electric guitar, Ibanez bass guitar, and Second hand Epiphone G-40 guitar all played through a Peavey Bandit 65 amplifier.

Awards and Recognition colon

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Bibliography colon

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  • Whiskey Tango Foxtrot series of kick-ass Thrash metal goodness. (1776)
  • The Bible Part 2 - Crucify This (3)
  • How The Nazi Kittens Started World War VIII Part 4.5 (1952)

Discography (Albums you idiots) colon

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  1. Dark Satellites
  2. Flag Burner
  3. Junkyard God
  4. Patters of Failure
  5. Intimate Slavery
  6. Trojan Whore
  7. Strangled With a Halo
  8. Gravedancer
  9. Carrion Fairy
  10. Crippled Horses

Vocals, Guitar, and Drums: Me

  1. Emo Holocaust
  2. Atom Bomb Attack on a AFI concert
  3. Firebomb Attack on a MCR concert
  4. Screamo Bands SUCK!!!
  5. Grinding My Core of Kick-Ass Upon Your Sad Black Text on Black Stone Tombstone, BITCH!

Vocals and Guitar: Me
Bass: Fat Guy #1/Me
Drums: Fat Guy #2/My Clone

Filmography (Movies appearances of kick-assness)

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Year Title Role Note(s)
10 Banana Pudding of Massacre Boulevard Guy at Wedding
0 Happy Birthday Jason Harry Crisp Dave
Cannibals Cannibal #5 Internet Movie
-53 Pyramid of Blood Scheme Perpetrated by Dracula Mercenary
Blood Spiral That Guy Scene Deleted
Terror Core Dude #1 Died on Set
1945 Sleep Away Camp 5: Teddy Bear Massacre 3 Man Shaving
Illegally Insane Kid at Police Station Cameo
The Fargate Wraith Elite #2 Academy Award Nominee
Jesus Said "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!" Leviathan
When the Sun Goes Down Guy Holding Michael's Severed Head Cameo
1287 Firebombs Over Tokyo Dave Jefferson
No Man's Land Tex
Roadkill Paul

TV (Appearances of kick-assness)

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Year Title Role Not(es)
1922-2234 Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Zeus Sixty-Three Episodes (two have yet to air)
1936 Law and Order: Meter Maids on Mercury Guy with the Lamborghini Guest star, 1 episode
1989 Law and Order: Breakfast Menu Order Intent Guy who buys the hashbrowns One episode
2234-2276 Snuff Film Bloopers Host Longest Running Underground TV show ever
2321-present Hammer Smashed Face Sergeant Orslo Emmy Award

Machinimas

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Year Title Role Not(es)
1948 Whiskey Tango Foxtrot the Death Metal Musical Zeus
1952 Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Webisodes One and Half-of-Two Sergeant Davidson

Video Games

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  • Baby Nightmare Massacre III [The game so bad-ass it was able to by pass the original and the first sequel, which was controversial in its own right] (1971) Better than that stupid Final Fantasy crap! God, how could anyone like that stupid thing? It's always the same damn thing every fucking release! - Killer #4, Jeff
  • Douchebag Manhunt - Miami Beach (1964) - Officer Tompkins

Other Inventions colon

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Misc

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  • I like Banana pudding.
  • Grindcore is the most awesome genre of music to ever be created.

SO IT HAS BEEN WRITTEN SO IT SHALL COME TO PASS!!! (I didn't to steal that from a source I cannot name right now)

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