| en | This user is a native speaker of the English language. |
| de-1 | Dieser Benutzer hat grundlegende Deutschkenntnisse. |
| Mix | This user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently. |
 | This user is addicted to video games. |
| met? | This user prefers metric units, but, having grown up in the United States, cannot relate to them. |
 | This user is a child at heart. They might have grown older, but they'll never grow up. |
 | This user is of German ancestry. |
| ¶ | This user is a professional editor. |
 | This user loathes, but is forced to observe, daylight saving time. |
| w/e | This user prefers to be referred to by whatever gender pronoun makes you feel comfortable. |
| A, B, and A and B | This user prefers to use the serial comma only when its omission can be confusing. |
| 00:00 | This user uses 24-hour time. |
 | This user is interested in the belief that death is an acceptable part of life. |
| 1RR | This user prefers discussing changes on the talk page rather than engaging in an edit war. |
 | This user BOINCs. |
| person, humanity | This editor writes carefully to avoid gender neutrality issues completely. |
| Majority ≠ right | This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake. |
| blah blah blah | This user is full of a bunch of long, rambling stories. There's a funny story about that... |
 | Wikipedia is not censored. |
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This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation. |
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This user is mixed-handed. | 
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| Subj | This user prefers that the subjunctive mood be used. Were this user you, he would use it. |
 | This user prefers Mozilla Firefox. |
 | This user is interested in linguistics. |
| GMT ? | This user's time zone depends on whenever they decide to get up today. |