Cappuccino Joe is a coffee lover who rarely drinks coffee.
He is also a lover of psychology, philosophy, biology, theology, zoology, physics, women, visual and performing arts, sociology, and puppies.
He is an non-environmentalist who habitually recycles and a Microsoft hater who refuses to support Macintosh or learn Linux.
He has false claims of military affiliation. (as in the alias: Admiral Joseph Cappuccino)