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fr-3Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau avancé de français.
es-1Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español.
BS-NThis user is a native speaker of Bullshit.
du-0This person does not understand dumbass (or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to speak dumbass).
LE-0This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.
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...This user would like to know all existing languages.
<html>This user can write HTML.
A, B and CThis user prefers not to use the serial comma.
theyThis user considers singular they standard English usage.
snukThis user says snuck.
infin¦
itive
This user chooses never to split infinitives.
This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...
man-
kind
Regarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct.
CAThis user uses
Canadian English spelling.
AmE-0 This user does not understand the American English language and bloody well doesn't want to.
AIM-52 kewl, dis d00d nowz dat AIM iz da onlee rael lingo, & wil likely dis reegard da boreing lingos.
teenThis user is a teenager.
This user is an ageless immortal.
ScotlandThis user is from Scotland.
This user is a Citizen of the World (Terra, ).
This user is from the planet Earth.
This user contributes using Microsoft Windows 98.
This user contributes using Notepad.
This user enjoys chess.
This user plays mahjong.
This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $200?)
This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube console.

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APBRThis user thinks Need for Speed Most Wanted is the best game ever.
This user's homeworld is mostly harmless.
Public domainThis user comes from Canada.
This user comes from Ontario.
Today is 14 November 2024
This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.
This user observes Daylight Saving Time.
This user's time zone is GMT-5.
This user's favourite subject is Chemistry.
This user does not smoke.
This user is an Aries.
This user believes that the death penalty should never be used.
This user is opposed to drugs and any kind of legalization of them.
Cannabis prohibited signThis user is drug-free.
This user supports recycling.
This user is in favor of gun control.
This user is interested in politics.
libThis user is a liberal.
This user advocates democracy.
This user believes it is every citizen's duty to vote.
This user supports the United Nations.
PC-0 I am politically incorrect. Hence, I will use common sense and speak plainly rather than trip all over myself trying to be inoffensive.
This user opposes racism and admires Martin Luther King Jr.
This user opposes all forms of racism and admires Nelson Mandela.
This user believes in the existence of a human soul or spirit.
This user understands biological evolution.
This user believes in a solid oblate spheroid Earth, not a flat or hollow one.
This user is interested in
The Sith Order.
If only you knew the power
of the Dark Side.
This user supports the Liberal Party of Canada.
♂This user is male.
This user is single.
This user is interested in
Ancient Egypt.
This user likes all of the colors.
This user uses MSN Messenger.
This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.
This user uses MSN Hotmail as a primary email service.
This user uses LimeWire.
This user contributes using Opera.
NFSMWThis user thinks Need for Speed Most Wanted is the best game ever.
This user prefers the metric system.
This user has been assimilated. Resistance is futile.
FGThis user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.
LOSTThey are looking for this user in the wrong place...
fan
trekkie
trekker
This user is a Star Trek fan, but refuses to be labeled as a Trekkie/Trekker.
STAR WARSThis user would shoot Greedo first.
This user plays the piano.
This user plays the trumpet.
napThis user used Napster back when it was free.
This user needs more cowbell.
This user plays the 'roaring game.'
TORThis user is a fan of the
Toronto Maple Leafs
This user is a Wikipedian.
This user is not a Wikipedia administrator but would like to be one.
vn-∞This user page has been
vandalized many, many times.
This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.
Quality, not quantity.This user believes that a user's edit count does not necessarily reflect on the value of their contributions to Wikipedia.
This user spends far too much time editing their user page.
J This user trusts Jimbo.
This user recently discovered how to use userboxes.
This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very drowsy.
8-)This user is cool, and always wears sunglasses.
dlphEeek ack sque'ek ook kkkk'k squeek.
1337This user is elite.
gkThis user is a geek.
This user is greater than the sum of their userboxes.


THIS USER'S HEAD ASPLODE.
This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.