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 Dan in all his majesty | |
| Personal information | |
| Nickname(s) | Chewbaca |
| Birth name | Dan Glisak |
| Country | Antarctica |
| Height | 7 ft 11 in (241 cm) |
| Weight | 450 lb (204 kg) |
| Years active | LOTS |
| Handedness | switch |
| Coach | Mike Ditka |
| Badminton Singles | |
| Career title(s) | 100000000000 |
| Tournaments played | 123 |
| Highest ranking | -1 |
| Current ranking | -2 |
Overview
editDan Glisakis an Antarctican badminton player famous for his overly aggressive style and his killing of officials who make call against him. Dan is also known for his amazing height, almost eight feet, and is believed to be the son of Sashquach.
Early Life
editNot much is known of Dan's early life because he was born in Antarctica in the twelveth century. Dan migrated to England where he learned of the sport badminton. Dan immediately got good at the sport and started to play professionally in 1957.
Present Day
editDan is currently the number one badminton player in the world. He has a very aggressive style. He is known for serrving the birdie at speeds up to 340 miles per hour and spiking the birdy in opponents eye socets and jumping over the net. Dan is also infanous for ripping officials limb from limb when the call a foul on him.