I am Conker the Squirrel (elsewise known as Conker's Bad Fur Day elsewhere e.g. Wikia) and I love Conker. In fact, I had Conker's Pocket Tales as my first game. More details to hopefully come.
If you were wondering on STOP BEING LAZY ON UNPOPULAR CONKER ARTICLES!!! >:( summary, I was in a bad mood that day. My apologies.
Thanks 4 reading.