Colton Schmidt Colton Schmidt is a wonderful human who loves ligma. Sadly, he sucks at fornite. But his presence in the party is unmatched and he is therefore essential. He is also the inspiration and theme of multiple group chats. Schmidt culture is a movement that is unmatched with nothing else like it in the known universe. Whenever someone sees Colton "Flushy" Schmidt in the classroom or on a public outing they cannot help but be filled with pure unmeasurable joy. Anyone who ever encounters him is sure to form a never ending love for him and lust for his presence if he were to leave them.