Hello, I am Creatrix Tiara, and I am possibly too fond of userboxes.

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enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
cpe-MYEh, this guy ah, very very pandai in Manglish loh! Beh tahan nia! Si pek pro jiu dui liao!
en-sgThis guy hor, Singlish moh tuck teng! Don't speak Singlish also buay sai! Born that day can speak it liao!
ms-5Pengguna ini boleh menyumbang dengan taraf profesional dalam Bahasa Melayu.
bn-1এই ব্যবহারকারী বাংলা স্তরে প্রাথমিক স্তরে প্রয়োগ করতে পারেন।
a lot alotThis user recognizes that linguistic change is a natural and desirable aspect of human language.
TheySome people are 'they'. Get over it!
y'allThis user thinks y'all serves a useful purpose as a second-person plural pronoun, and would like to see y'all use it more often.
human-
kind
Regarding gender, neutrality is vernacular. Patriarchy is archaic.
ain'tThis user believes that prescriptive grammar rules stem from linguistic ignorance and are used to enforce economic class distinctions.
MixThis user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently.
 
en-pi-N
T'is galley wench's brat were born to th' pirate life.
Keelhaul th' wretch!
 Ths usr cn rd & rt usn txt lng
1337-XThis user has a good grasp of 1337 but prefers to contribute using proper words to bridge the gap between 1337 speakers and normal computer users.
IntSTihs uzer is a l33tsp3ek3r of Interweb slang.
fgn-nThis user is a native speaker of foreign.
ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
cat-8Mew mew PURRRRRRRR!!!! mew rrrr meow.
...This user would like to be able to speak more languages.
sar-5This user is an expert at picking up on sarcasm, as well as making sarcastic remarks.
prog-1This user is a beginning programmer.
HTML-4This user is an expert HTML user.
 This user's favourite animal is the Platypus.
  This user wants to go hot air ballooning.  
  This user's favourite colour is purple.


BkThis user understands that black isn't a colour, but favours it nevertheless.
 This user thinks the dress is black and blue!
 This user qualifies as a
nerd extraordinaire.
 This user is against cyberbullying.
game
dev
This user is interested in video game development.
 This user is opposed to regional lockout.
GAME This user won "the Game".
  This user bleeds hot chocolate.
 This user enjoys drinking
Chai tea.
 This user drinks
Turkish coffee.
 This user prefers the world of sparkling wines.
 This user enjoys
drinking mead.
nomThis user is a foodie.
 This user will eat fish raw.
Here fishy, fishy, fishy.
  This user is an omnivore.
 This user prefers rare steak.
 This user is a waffle eater.
 This user has eaten Vegemite and is thankfully still alive.
 This user eats chocolate.
 This user is a Libran.
This user was born in the year of the Ox. 
 This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.
 This user loathes, but is forced to observe, daylight saving time.
  This user is visiting from an alternate universe.
 This user has been to the United Nations Headquarters.
39YThis Wikipedian was born on 26 September 1985 and is 39 years, 2 months, and 8 days old.
XYThis user is on the cusp of Generation X and Generation Y.
 This user is a Malaysian.