I'm Sofy. But my friends call me Sy, Destroyer of Worlds. I have come to your planet to spread entropy, chaos, and disruption. I am ardently anti-exoskeleton and any creatures with exoskeletons should really steer clear of me. I'd rather you not be here at all, frankly. Just leave me alone with your weird shells! Seriously, you're not welcome here.
:Earth, despicable place. Why would I want to? Shoo now, there are articles on fungi that need trimming and I'm the only one who knows enough to trim them. Cuthalf (talk) 01:19, 2 April 2016 (UTC)
