Cynthia Nocton

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Such material is not meant to be taken seriously.

		The Original Barnstar
		No one has given me a barnstar. I just found this one lying on the side of the road. Cynthia-Coriníon 12:46, 8 May 2019 (UTC)

I did not discover the toaster. I also did not discover New Caledonia. I enjoy spreading and acquiring knowledge.

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Pages by me

Note: Some of these already had pages that were deleted or converted, and I recreated them.

My Hobbies and Interests

Art
- Writing
  - Poetry
  - Fiction
- Filmmaking
- Photography
- Drawing
- Painting
  - Street Art
- Theatre
- Printmaking
- Music
- Whittling
- Cartography

Social sciences
- Anthropology
  - Archaeology
  - Ethnography/Cultural Studies
- History
- Mythography
- Linguistics
  - Language-Learning
  - Conlanging
- Human Geography
- Leftist politics
  - Anarcho-Communism
  - Decolonialism
  - Solarpunk
  - Pacifism
  - Intersectionality
  - Neurodiversity Acceptance Movement
  - Feminism
  - Queer Theory
  - Direct Action & Praxis
  - Vegetarianism
  - Naturism
- Philosophy and Spirituality
  - Ontology and Taxonomy
  - Paranormal phenomenon
  - Religious syncretism
    - Pop-Culture Paganism

Naturalism
- Ecology
  - Zoology
  - Botany
    - Phytology
    - Study of Chromists
  - Mycology
- Biogeography
- Physical Geography
  - Oceanography
- Sustainability

Tabletop games, video games, card games, board games, word games
Swordfighting (Armizare school)
Alterhumanity
Sailing (Although, alas, I do not own a sailboat)
Hiking
Camping
Urban Exploration
Recreational Cannabis Use
Travel

Collecting
- Oddities
- Coins
- Stamps
- Natural Objects
- Trivia
- Vintage technology

Fun Facts about Me!

I was not in the vicinity of Seward, Alaska on the night of February 12, 2018, and certainly did not attempt to purchase a twelve-pack of ginger ale under the assumed alias of Funk Spudders!
I have never left the planet Earth!
Every year, at least 60 people sustain injuries ranging in severity from superficial to fatal in relation to trees and/or tree byproducts! (Paper is a big culprit!)
Many people who witnessed the invention of major technological milestones during the Neolithic period are now dead, many from undetermined causes! This absolutely proves nothing, as that was really long ago!
I currently have the song "Common People" by Pulp stuck in my head!
I have at least one extra bone in my hand!
To date, nobody knows why renowned telemarketer and late-night talk show host David "Leftsocks" Williams has sometimes been seen standing outside the windows of residents of Vermont homes in the early morning, eating suet and birdseed and often preening his sharply-pressed three-piece suit by the bird feeder before taking flight!
Yes!
My social security number is none of your business!
Contrary to popular belief, it actually is perfectly legal to buy Pringles in certain countries, so long as you do so through the proper channels! However, the laws may vary from jurisdiction to juridiction, so if you are unsure of whether tube-encumbered saddle-shaped potato thins are considered "occult paraphernalia," consult a local grocery store owner! Most likely, they will complain that you are wasting their time!
Several varieties of common foodstuffs are inedible to snoiks (Snoikensis snoikensis)! This is because, being nonexistant, it is incredibly difficult for their bodies to digest simple and complex compounds such as water and starches!
Some cheese wheels have too many structural irregularities to comply with OSHA guidelines if they were scaled up for human habitation!
Woah! Slow down there, buster!

Scary Section! Be warned!

BOO!