Sir Weehaw Cumperdale III was an american story writer and a pro christian. Born in 1792, Weehaw was a sick young boy who lived with his poor mother and had a deceased father. Weehaw was a troubled youth because by the time he was 6 he decided to move away from his mothers home and traveled north out of Oklahoma. Weehaw learned to scout on his own and took with him his father's rifle that he used to hunt buffalo and dodos, Weehaw was almost ready for everything until he was 17 he was a tribal and founded the town of Arroyo and welcomed travelers of all ages to come aboard his mighty ark. in the years following Weehaw's founding of the town, He met a beautiful Tribe woman that would soon be the love of his life. 8 years later, Weehaw would be the father of 14 children all of which were girls. He taught them how to hunt in the wild like he had learned on his own. In the following years Weehaw was into literature and decided to write a book titled Bottom Buddies 2: Underground. To critical acclaim they sold like hot cakes, Weehaw was very proud of his acheivement and was invited by a Bishop named Pal Harry. infront of everone gathered Weehaw preached, "Weehaw is never going to give you up, Weehaw is never going to let you down, Weehaw is never going to run around and desert you, Weehaw is never going to make you cry, Weehaw is never going to say goodbye, And hurt you." and with those words everyone started hugging each other and cried tears of joy while pleading "Preach it Weehaw!" and the roses were thrown into his direction. He was truly a star, and decided to get into religion. The years following Weehaw would become a preacher and with extreme force. "Thall shall not plow thy neighbors wife!" he preched for years and years. However Weehaw decided that preaching was not enough and asked for donations from the township of Arroyo. Weehaw compared Prayer and donation as like rowing a boat, "Religion is like rowing a boat if you put in just prayer and have no action on the other side, you go in circles. But if you put in action with that prayer you get going somewhere, so please donate! at the end of the day my prayers are only words and i cant help you, if you donate then then i guarantee you a place in heaven." A few years after in 1835 Weehaw decided to Marry 8 of his own kin because as a preacher only he could be married to the lord and himself. in 1857 Weehaw decided to rewrite the Old Testament, titled the Neon Bible weehaw had worked on the Neon Bible for years and many more however he came to a halt and married the remainder of his children in 1862 in an act to protect them due to raider attacks in the town. Weehaw went quiet for most of his life after this and it wasn't until 1902 where he was heard of for the last time. Weehaw was assassinated by his unknown step brother while taking a bath with his wives thus bringing his journey to an end and the Neon Bible unfinished for a century.