DanaJohnson

Dana Elli Johnson

Hm.

About Me

This user enjoys the works of
J. R. R. Tolkien.

Big Brother is watching this user.

This is the dawning of the Age of Colossus

7+1This user enjoys the Discworld series.

FearFear is the Mind-Killer.

This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.

This user prefers Mozilla Firefox.

This user runs macOS.

This user contributes using Debian GNU/Linux.

This user uses the Blackbox window manager, or a derivative.

This user has a dual boot configuration.

This user hacks happily with Emacs.

This user contributes using Vim.

This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.

This user likes a 'proper' Pasty.

This user eats potatoes.

This user eats chocolate.

This user drinks water.

PepsiThis user prefers Pepsi over Coca-Cola.

C₂H₅OH-0This user is a non-drinker.

CardsThis user enjoys playing Uno.

This user still enjoys playing
games on the Atari 2600.

MMO
RPGThis user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money.

This user plays
Paper and pencil games.

This user is near sighted.

This user has astigmatism.

This user does not smoke.

This user is right-handed.

This user is a mental health consumer.

This user is a bibliophile.

This user is interested in the British Isles.

This user likes to use eyeliner.

This user is interested in
ancient civilizations.

This user is a code monkey.

$e^{i\pi \ }$This user is a mathematician.

This user is a physicist.

XThis user is a member of
Generation X.

This user remembers using
a rotary dial telephone.

This user is of Danish ancestry.

This user is of
Norwegian ancestry.

This user is a Norseman.

bro	This user has a little brother

This user is from Earth.

This user is a
Citizen of the Galaxy‡
and nothing else matters.

$0.{\bar {9}}$=1This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1, but acquired a migraine learning it.

This user knows Who's on First.

TV-0This user has no television set.

MB	This user rejects your reality and substitutes her own!

ΔTPΔThis user has secrets.

This user is not a number, he is a free man.

Dr. Who"I say...would you like a Jelly Baby?"

Dr. WhoThis user likes the Daleks better than the Cybermen.

Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!

This user is a fan of Blackadder.

BBThis user buys their books from Black Books.

ITHello, I.T. , have you tried turning it off and on again? Is it definitely plugged in?

SpacedThis user knows it's just a sitcom.

This user is against the colorization of black and white movies.

Star
WarsThis user is a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor.

STAR WARSThis user would shoot Greedo first.

A Prairie Home Companion is the answer to life's persistent questions.

This user listens to NPR.

This user enjoys comics.

This user reads DC Comics.

This user wonders who is watching the Watchmen

This user reads webcomics.

This user enjoys classical music.

C-3This user is an advanced C programmer.

asm-1This user is a beginning assembly language programmer.

BASIC-2This user is an intermediate BASIC programmer.

c++-3This user is an advanced C++ programmer.

Java-3This user is an advanced Java programmer.

Perl-3This user is an advanced Perl programmer.

HTML-2This user is an intermediate HTML user.

SQL-2This user is an intermediate SQL programmer.

XML-2This user is an intermediate XML coder.

This user is nocturnal.

This user overuses userboxes.

Ceci n'est pas une boîte utilisateur.

o_OThis user is a moderate fan of anime.

._.This user sometimes reads manga.

This user is a Space Cowboy.

This user is a member of NERV.

らんま½This user likes Ranma Saotome.

XThis user is a follower of Battōsai the Slasher.

ENFPThis user's MBTI type is ENFP.

狗This user was born in the year of the Dog.

This user is a Cancerian.

This user is female.

This user is not a biological parent.

This user advocates pacifism.

libThis user is a liberal.

LTIThis user embiggens Wikipedia with their cromulent editing!

This user doesn't believe in the ownership of culture and knowledge.

This user supports racial equality.

This user is not afraid of being wrong.

This user is a feminist, and is annoyed that the first feminist userbox is pink.

This user supports gender equality.

This user supports the inclusion of sex education in school systems.

This user identifies as transsexual.

V	This user knows Ideas are bulletproof!

SupermanThis user is neither a bird nor a plane.

This user is covered in bees!

BLUE
蓝日
SUNThis user is an employee of the Blue Sun Corporation.

This user knows how to stop an exploding man.

NR	This user is a fan of NewsRadio.

HIGNFYThis user would vote for the Rt. Hon. Tub of Lard MP

This user uses a PowerPC Mac.

This user prefers pepperoni pizza.

${\frac {?}{0}}$

This user can divide by zero.

This user enjoys thinking in Four Dimensions.

This user is a cryptologist and actually understands how SHA works.

Three, plus a hair

This user knows the Ultimate Answer.

This user does not like socklessness.

This user thinks it was Miss Scarlet in the Conservatory with the Candlestick.

This user enjoys reading Fantasy.

This user is interested in the Great Old One.

This user enjoys the works of
Sherlock Holmes.

This user is a servant of the peaceful House of Finarfin.

This user knows that We are all in this together.

(-)	This user would like to address your general attitude of hopeless negativism.

PotCThis user is disinclined to acquiesce to your request.

This user knows
"...there is no spoon".

Obi-WanThis user is a fan of Obi-Wan Kenobi.

AntsThis user, for one, welcomes our new Insect Overlords.

This user just barely passed the Voight-Kampff test.

This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!

This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant.

ENDThis user has no more userboxes.

Mostly a Wikipedia lurker, but I've been using it for years and years, and I think it's the greatest thing since sliced bread.

I was born in the early '70s, I'm female (a woman of transsexual experience), I live in the frozen tundra of the U.S. Upper Midwest, and my day-job is computer related. I've been on the internet since about 1990. Alas, I do not fight crime.

What else?

• Interests (in no particular order)
  • Computers
  • Books and Reading
  • Gender Theory
  • Games of all sorts (RPGs in particular -- go check out The Forge )
  • Classical Music
  • TMBG, Peter Gabriel, and Moxy Früvous
  • Mathematics, Science, and Technology
  • History and Mythology
  • Linux!!!
  • Calvin and Hobbes
  • Tom Cavanagh, from Ed, who I think is dreamy. Yes, I said dreamy. Deal with it.
  • Monkeys
  • Sleeping

I think that mostly covers it.

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.