General Medical

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HFAThis user has High-functioning autism
 This user has ASD.
 This user is Autistic.
 This user is highly sensitive to the oil found in poison ivy plants.
 This user wears glasses.
DHMOThis user drinks plenty of dihydrogen monoxide.
  This user is mixed-handed.  
CB This user is color blind.

COVID-Specific

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 This user had a relative that died from COVID-19.
 This user has been vaccinated against COVID-19.
 This user HATES COVID-19.
 This user knows horse dewormer is NOT a Covid cure.

Personal Stuff

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 This user is Wiccan.
 This user is a Scorpio.
 This user has a Water Sign.
 This user is a switch.
 This user wishes they had a girlfriend.
 This user is an astral projector.
 This user has had too many family members with cancer. :(
 This user prefers to go barefoot.
 This user believes in magic
 This user doesn't like the electrical storms.
 This user is interested in tarot reading.
  This user is an Alchemist.
This user practices witchcraft.
  This user is a chaos magician.

Podcasts

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TANIS
Seeking Tanis. Runner Available.*
 
VAST
HORIZON
HOW FAR WOULD YOU GO?
NVDarklitShadow is a fan of the
Night Vale High School Scorpions.
 This user works for the
SCP Foundation.
 This user is trapped in
SCP-3008.
 This user's favorite SCP is
SCP-4016.
 This user's favorite SCP is
SCP-4999.
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 This user is a certified WikiRabbit, and likes their carrots.
 This user is a WikiImp
(and may practice drive-by tagging).
 This user maintains Wikipedia with the help of Twinkle!
 This user has a sense of humour and shows it through the use of userboxes.
BThis user has type B userboxitis.
CSMThis editor is only paid to edit by the Cigarette Smoking Man.[1]
 This user would be pleased to laugh at review your steaming pile nice article.
{{!!!}}This user over-uses userboxes.

Movies & TV

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 This user knows who Harriet Jones is.
BoeThis user knows that the Face of Boe is Captain Jack Harkness.Jack
  Hello, Mr. DarklitShadow, I've been expecting you.
 This user is interested in
The Sith Order.
If only you knew the power
of the Dark Side.
ID You don't need to see this user's identification.
WyN⍟NNA
EARP
This user told that devil to take you back.
 This user was the learner, but now is the master
V This user knows Ideas are bulletproof!
13This user smells fudge.
ALIENIn space no one can hear this user scream.
7This user would like to be assimilated by Seven of Nine.
Star
Trek
This user is just glad that the new Star Trek film is set in an alternate timeline.
 This user activates the Stargate to explore other planets in the Pegasus Galaxy.

Video Games

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ZThis user plays Zelda games.
 This user loves the Final Fantasy series.
 This user plays the Metroid series.
 This user has been corrupted. Please contact the nearest Federation authority if found in public.
DCM This user plays Devil May Cry.
Deus ExThis user wears sunglasses during night operations.
🎯This user used to be an adventurer like you, then took an arrow to the knee.
FFVIIThis user is Sephiroth. Please do not vandalize his page.
 This user is a vault dweller 
VIThis user plays Civilization VI.
AsnThis user strikes from the shadows as an Assassin in Diablo II.
MMO
RPG
This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money.
  This user believes the cake is a lie!
BYHDThis user is going to BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN with lemons!
 This user owns a PlayStation 5
 This user owns a Nintendo Switch.

Travel

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 This user has never left the planet Earth.
 This user has visited the Dominican Republic.
 This user has visited México.
  This user is visiting from an alternate universe.
 This user has visited the U.S. State of Hawaiʻi.
 This user has visited the U.S. State of California.
 This user has visited the U.S. State of Connecticut.
 This user has visited the U.S. State of Maine.
 This user has visited the U.S. State of New Hampshire.
 This user has visited the U.S. State of New York.

Physical & Mental Rights

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SAY NO TO POLICE BRUTALITYThis user opposes police brutality
This user knows that
#blacklivesmatter.
 This person avoids using
ableist terms and disability-related slurs.
 
This user ardently opposes all forms of RACISM.
 This user recognizes that the War on Drugs is racially motivated.
 This user believes in neurodiversity.
 This user opposes tobacco smoking and thinks it should become history.
This user knows that
Empathy Matters.
This user knows that
Respect Matters.
This user ardently opposes the rise of neo-fascism.
This user ardently opposes all forms of racial nationalism.
This user knows that
Reason Matters.

Slava Ukraini!

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 This user supports a free, independent, undivided,
and fully restored Ukraine.
 This user supports
Ukrainian sovereignty.
 This user strongly opposes Russia's actions in Ukraine. 
 This user opposes the
Russian invasion of Ukraine.
 This user supports Ukraine's membership in NATO 
 This user believes that Ukraine should be part of the European Union.
 This user STANDS WITH UKRAINE and hopes for PEACE! 
 This user supports the integration of Ukraine in the European Union 
 This user stands in solidarity with the people of Ukraine.
 This user is pro-Ukraine. 

Scientific Rights

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 This user wants to
MAKE AMERICA
SMART AGAIN.
 This user wants to
MAKE AMERICA
DECENT AGAIN.
 This user believes that
alternative facts
are damnable lies
.
 This user believes that
facts trump
political propaganda.
 This user believes that
science trumps
individual belief.
This user knows that
Science Matters.
This user knows that
Truth Matters.
 This user wants to
MAKE AMERICA
THINK AGAIN.

Reproductive Rights

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 This user is against unnecessary circumcision on infants and children.
 This user supports
Reproductive Freedom.
 This user supports free access to contraceptives for all.
 This user believes in the separation of church and state. 
 This user supports LGBTI rights.
 This user supports sex workers' rights.
♂♀This user supports gender equality.
 This user thinks consensual adult prostitution/sex work should be legal and regulated for the safety and rights of sex workers and clients.
 This user supports the full decriminalization of sex work.
 This user thinks adults should have the personal right, civil liberty and sexual freedom to view, watch and own porn if they so wish, without the intervention or prevention of law, government or authorities.

Online Rights

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 This user is opposed to regional lockout.
 This user believes in freedom of all types of information for all.
 This user is against DRM.
 This user is an advocate of open research and open access.
 This user knows that works on the SCP wiki are licensed under CC-BY-SA 3.0.
 This user is against cyberbullying.
 This user adamantly supports
Net Neutrality.
No AdsThis user is against ads on YouTube.
 This user believes more music should be released without copyright, (allowing artists to sample and cover freely.)

Humour

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Don't click this link, or this one.
 This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.
 This user has witnessed the light turn off inside their refrigerator.
Hh
 This user supports the right to arm bears.
Don'tDo not click this link
 This user is secretly a member of the Illuminati. Shh, don't tell anyone!
 This user is willing to be slapped with a trout, should they need it.
 This user would like to have a pet shoggoth
 This user's favorite star is Betelgeuse.
 This user's favorite star is Betelgeuse.
  ⇐ Gotcha there didn't I!

Internet & Technology

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 This user enjoys an ad-free internet thanks to Adblock Plus.
 This user can fairly easily contribute using either Firefox or Google Chrome. 
 This user hates, but is forced to use, Microsoft Windows.
 This user hates all Apple devices.
 This user contributes while using Spotify.
 This user is Facebook-free.

Food

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HFCSThis user prefers foods and beverages that do not contain high-fructose corn syrup.
 This user loves to chew gum!
  This user loves blue cheese.
  This user eats sushi.
 This user enjoys tofu.
 This user eats Sweet potatos.
 This user eats Turnips.
 This user loves crème brûlée.
 This user loves flan.
 This user likes Baklava.

Drink

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 This user enjoys
drinking mead.
 This user likes
Starbucks Coffee.
  This user consumes almond milk.
 This user loves peppermint tea.
 This user favours the green mint-flavoured spring cocktail Mojito.
 This user likes
Starbucks Coffee.
CCVThis user loves to drink Vanilla Coke.
  This user prefers Pepsi over Coca Cola
PEPSIThis user misses Crystal Pepsi.

Languages

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na'vi-1Fìtute nì'it tsun pivlltxe nì Na'vi.
HTML-0This person does not understand HTML (or understands it with difficulties, or does not want to write HTML).
 
-0
This user cannot use, or refuses to use, LaTeX typesetting.
math-0This user either doesn't know how to code MathML, or wishes they didn't.
SGML
0
This user hasn't ever heard of the SGML language.
1337-0This user has no idea what 1337 is or prefers to contribute using proper words.
cat-xMew mew PRRRRRRRRUHHH!!!! mew rrrr meow.
chef-4Zees user-a con contreebute at a neer-a-naytive leevul of Cheffspeek. Bork Bork Bork!

Others

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 This user would like to bring humans back to the Moon.
 This user supports the colonization of Mars.
 This user is from the planet Earth. 
 This user likes Snakes.
 PLUTO is a PLANET
This user will not recognize any decision by anyone that says otherwise.
 This user loves ferrets because they are so awesome!