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Hawthorn Football Club
We're a happy team at Hawthorn!
This user supports the
Box Hill Hawks
We're the mighty fighting Hawks!
This user supports the
Australian cricket team
VICThis user supports the
Victorian Bushrangers
This user is a supporter of
Melbourne Stars.
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MELThis user is a supporter of the
Melbourne Victory.
This user is an Australian.
G'day, mate!
Proud to be Australian.    
This user lives in
Victoria.
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This user has never left the Southern Hemisphere.
Supernatural This user is a fan of the Supernatural TV Series.
AtSThis user is a fan of the Angel TV series.
BtVSThis user is a fan of the Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV series.
BtVS This user helped Buffy blow up Sunnydale High.
Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!
DOCTOR JOHN ZOIDBERGThis user lives in a maternifuge.
GoTThis user is a fan of the HBO series Game of Thrones.
This user could have gotten away with it if wasn't for those
MEDDLING kids and their dog!
FGThis user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.
KOTHThis user watches
King of the Hill
Boom hauerTell ya' what man, like dang ol', Boomhauer's the best dad gum character in the whole dang ol' King of the Hill series, man. And tell ya' what, that's the dad gum truth, man.
d'oh!This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.
Woohoo!This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than ten Super Bowls!
ABEThis user is not a communist! They may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but they are not a porn star!
HansThis user is Gay for Moleman.
W&GThis user is wearing the wrong trousers.
This user uses Steam for digital distribution.
This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.
This user mashes buttons. Real hard.
This user owns a Xbox One console.
This user plays the Xbox.
360This user plays the Xbox 360.
This user browses reddit.
This user has been on Wikipedia for 12 years, 9 months and 28 days.

I normally edit things about sport teams I like, which I spend far too much time on Reddit discussing.

I like to fix small issues on random pages I stumble across as well.