Too many boxes
ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
This user prefers the metric system.
This user is a Sagittarian.
LE-1This user's been known to screw up the occasional sentence and make the occasional typo, but is otherwise pretty accurate with regards to English.

22
This user has visited 22 of the 205 countries in the world.
This user's favourite colour is blue.
This user believes that articles are useless without images.
This user drinks milk.
This user is old enough to remember what a typewriter is, and that's all you need to know.
evenThis editor is an eventualist.
Inclusionist