 | This user is a university student. |
| 20 | This user is 20 years old. |
| This user is an only child. |
| C-2 | This user is an intermediate C programmer. |
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This user is single. |
 | This user wishes he had a girlfriend. |
 | This user reads between the lines. |
| d'oh! | This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent. |
 | This user is a fan of Friends. |
 | Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama! |
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This user enjoys reading comics. |
 | This user enjoys reading the newspaper. |
| Fre | This user is a Fremen. |
 | This user prefers Mozilla Firefox. |
 | This user eats potatoes. |
 | This user eats cheese. |
 | This user loves cake. |
 | This user eats potato chips. |
 | This user drinks. Period. |
| C2H5OH-3 | This user utilizes alcohol at an advanced level. |
 | This user likes the taste of coffee, not cream / sugar / hazelnut / what have you. |
| Java-4 | This user is an expert coffee drinker. |
| This user drinks coffee. |
 | This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily. |
 | This user plays mahjong. |
 | This user enjoys playing poker. |
| Cards | This user enjoys playing Uno. |
 | This user is addicted to video games. |
| fan-3 | This user thinks that DotA is the best computer or video game ever made. |
 | This user prefers to play games on a laptop. |
 | This user plays Warcraft III. |
 | This user enjoys hip hop music. |
 | This user enjoys punk rock. |
 | This user enjoys rock music. |
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This user does not have an iPod, but wants one. |
 | This user plays eight-ball. |
 | This user owns one or more dogs. |
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This user's time zone depends on whenever they decide to get up today. |
| ... | This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe. |
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This user prefers cold weather. |