Dmbrown00

Languages (Human)

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

es-2Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel intermedio de español.

...This user would like to be able to speak many more languages.

ipa-1 əThis user has a basic understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet.

Languages (Computer)

Java-2This user is an intermediate Java programmer.

Perl-1This user is a beginning Perl programmer.

bash-2This user is an intermediate Bash programmer.

HTML-2This user is an intermediate HTML user.

{{Wiki}}This user is an intermediate writer in the MediaWiki language.

Grammar

to too twoThis user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

your you'reThis user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.

.  TheThis user puts two spaces after a period.

A, B, and A and BThis user uses the serial comma unless its inclusion is confusing.

its it'sIt's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.

’sThi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

“…”This user favors curly quotation marks over straight style.

Computer

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user contributes using Swiftfox.

This user contributes with Fedora Linux.

This user contributes with GNOME.

This user writes with the OpenOffice.org suite.

intel insideThis user contributes with a computer based on the Intel Pentium D microprocessor.

BBThis user contributes using a broadband connection.

F@HThis user crunches numbers with Folding@Home.

Food

This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.

This user has eaten silica gel, and lived to tell the tale.

This user is an omnivore.

This user likes pie.

This user prefers Coca-Cola over Pepsi.

Math

eπi+1=0This user is a mathie.

This user thinks polar coordinates are pretty.

?met?This user prefers metric units and cannot figure out why Americans and Brits have such a hard time with them.

$0.{\bar {9}}$=1This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1, but acquired a migraine learning it.

This user knows how to travel 1 mile due south, due east, then due north and end up where they started.†

Music

This user plays the guitar.

This user plays the piano.

This user likes alternative rock.

cRap This user can't stand rap music.

Science

This user has a keen interest in learning about Chemistry.

This user has a keen interest in physics.

This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace.

This user loves calculators.

This user enjoys electronics or is an electronics hobbyist.

Entertainment

SelloutThis user watches the Super Bowl for the ads.

S.O.A.P.This user is a fan of Snakes on a Plane.

This user took the red pill, not the blue pill.

This user is from the planet Earth.

NTSCThis user's television receives NTSC/NTSC-variant transmissions, or lives in a region where they are broadcast.

This user prefers cable television over satellite television.

This user likes to watch Adult Swim.

Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!

d'oh!This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.

FMThis user has an FM radio.

NETThis user listens to radio over the Internet.

This user enjoys comics.

Me

This user lives in the United States of America.

This user lives in, or comes from, Ohio.

MTUThis user is a Michigan Tech Husky.

This user sleeps, but not for predictable amounts of time.

This user loathes, but is forced to observe, daylight saving time.

This user prefers cold weather.

ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very drowsy.

This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.