Dmunkey

Dmunkey
President	We are all as one mind, we are ALL what you humans call "president." Resistance is futile. You WILL be assimilated.
Founded	2007
Headquarters	Mah cumpyuter, Flurryduh.
Ideology	If it isn't a D3THKNIGHT, kill it. Then, kill it some more.
International affiliation	International D3THKNIGHT Union
Colours	Black, Red, Gold (unofficial)
Website
Coming soon...
WoWFTWLOLZ

You caught me.

So, yeah, here's my page. It's pretty meager. I'm a Death Knight of the Azaroth variety. You should totally visit the page.

Userboxes for that ass

D3THThis user is D3thmunkeyz, a High-ranking Dethknight official. Worship them as such.

This user maintains a strict policy advising against all personal attacks.

This user's favourite animal is the Emperor penguin.

This user has a pet dog.

@This user can be reached by email at dgeiger06@peoplepc.com.

This user is a proud contributor to Uncyclopedia.

W&NThis user is Nerdy in the extreme, Whiter than sour cream

This user maintains a blog.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

napThis user used Napster back when it was free.

This user does not contribute by using a web browser. Rather, they upload material directly to the internet by using the awesome power of their mind.

This user uses Windows XP.

<56kThis poor user contributes using a dial-up connection slower than 56k.

This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.

This user is an omnivore.

This user likes any type of pizza so long as it comes in pairs along with a little Roman guy exclaiming "Pizza! Pizza!".

This user scarfs down burgers by the metric ton.

BAM!	This user believes that gaaahhhlic is a beautiful thing!

This user enjoys limes AND all things limey.

This user drinks hot chocolate.

This user drinks so much milk, their bones can cut diamonds.

This user is just so überphantastik! Prostrate before him or her!

This user drinks coffee.

This user drinks green tea.

This user likes both kinds of sprites: video games and drinks.

PepsiThis user prefers Pepsi over Coca-Cola.

PEPSIThis user misses Crystal Pepsi.

This user eats at Burger King.

This user is a grognard.

This user enjoys playing Magic: The Gathering

cvg-3This user is an advanced gamer.

?This user doesn't care what console a game is for as long as it's fun.

RE4This user plays Resident Evil 4.

fan-0This user dislikes the 3-D Sonic video game series.

This user plays the Doom series.

This user plays the Halo series.

MPThis user thought the Omega Pirate was a wimp!

REThis user plays Resident Evil.

An Adventurer is this User.

Mrh?This user plays Urban Dead.
Graaaagh!

This user finally quit playing World of Warcraft.

This user likes to play Role-playing games.

CNThis user's alignment is Chaotic Neutral: the "Free Spirit."

This user enjoys heavy metal music.

This user is interested in drama and acting.

XDThis user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it.

This user is best described as Chaos walking on 2 legs.

忍者This user lives by their own Way of The Ninja.

BoboboThis user has the power of the Fist of the Nose Hair.

This user is a Space Cowboy.

デス
ノートThis user has a Death Note and writes in it constantly.

FMAThis user believes in The Law of Equivalent Exchange.

This user is not interested in normal humans.

HThis user is a member of the Hellsing Organization.

SCThis user will take all you bitches on!

TRIGUNThis user wants their $$60 billion.

This user is interested in Gothic literature.

This user suffers from sporkophobia and hates sporks.

This user supports the fight against testicular cancer.

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This user is a high school student.

LOSTThis user feels like they are lost.

DRAThis user's favourite subject is Drama.

This user is a Libran.

This user is a Guitar Hero, which is way more impressive than real guitar.

This user is NOT known for taking themself too seriously.

BThis user is a fan of black or dark comedy.

CThis user is a fan of character comedy.

OThis user is a fan of Observational comedy.

SThis user is a fan of surreal comedy.

TThis user is a fan of topical comedy and satire.

This user knows that there IS NO EXIT.

This user enjoys rock music.

This user enjoys reading humorous literature.

This user enjoys reading thrillers.

This user has social anxiety.

SKThis user enjoys the works of Stephen King.

This user is head-over-heels in love.

This user enjoys the works of George Orwell.

This user knows that all good Wilde stories end in tragedy.

This user enjoys reading short stories.

Big Brother is watching this user.

This user is interested in the Great Old One.

This user is Lestat's latest victim.

This user knows
The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!

This user's homeworld likes to think that it is mostly harmless, but it is, in practice, devastatingly dangerous.

DON'T PANICThis user attempts not to panic with the aid of several towels.

H2G2This user also uses h2g2 along with Wikipedia.

LOTR	This user loves The Lord of the Rings book series and film trilogy, but not the 1978 animated film.

This user enjoys writing.

This user writes short stories.

BOOKThis user is working on publishing a book.

DThis user reads Dilbert.

WWWD?What would Wally Do?

This user reads Dark Horse Comics .

Sin CityThis user knows that if you walk down the right back alley in Sin City, you can find anything...

JokerThis user promises that no matter what happens, you'll die laughing...

This user reads Marvel Comics.

8-Bit"I like Swords!"
"Welcome to Corneria."

This user thinks that Ed Wood is the worst director of all time.

23	This user sees the number 23 everywhere.

This user only sees well with the heart, because what is essential is invisible to the eye.

This user is in a glass case of emotion.

This user is a fan of the Austin Powers film series. Yeah, baby, yeah!

This user thinks that you are a twit!

This user knows you have to keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

ЖThis user thought you was a toad.

PotCThis user is disinclined to acquiesce to your request.

This user knows that a boy's best friend is his mother.

This user ate a census taker's liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

VThis user should not be afraid of the government, the government should be afraid of this user.

This user took the red pill, not the blue pill.

A person is smart; people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it!

STAR WARSThis user is a true Star Wars fan, and as one, considers the films to be a single work.

This user wishes they owned an
AT-AT.

This user is a
Dark Lord of the Sith.

This user owns these lightsabers.

This user once lived on board the Death Star. And this is his review of the experience: SWEET!!!

This user is the law.

This user is a Black Sabbath fan.

BÖCThis user says:
"Don't fear the reaper!"

GDThis user does not like Green Day.

KoЯnThis user is Rotting in Vain.

  All in all, this user's just another brick in the wall.

SThis user is a fan of Slayer.

SOADBanana banana banana banana terracotta banana terracotta terracotta pie!

ALThis user is a Close Personal Friend™ of "Weird Al" Yankovic

ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

This user is a jokester or comedian.

This user is unhappy.

This user thinks or feels they are hated by everyone else (or knows it).

OCDThis user lives with obsessive–compulsive disorder.

ØThis user is a recluse.

This user suffers from Coulrophobia.
Always be wary of the clowns.

This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.

This user respects copyright, but sometimes it can be a major pain.

This user is currently working on
a novel.

This user once wanted to be like Joan of Arc but then read how the story ended.

HThis user believes that everybody lies.

small square

This user craves the square goodness that is a Krystal.

This user is an escaped genetic experiment.

This user is a Monty Python fan.

This user is a Marxist,
with a Groucho tendency.

The user is a SUPER FAN of
Mr. Bean.

ORGThis user would rather eat
organic food
than tampered-with food

This user DOES NOT like Green Eggs and Ham.

This user knows that MREs owe their famed longevity to the fact that even bacteria will not touch the stuff.

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This user eats beets.

This user eats sushi.

This user loves cake.

You better keep your hands off my peeps!

You just lost The Game.

When time travel is invented, this user will go back to the 1980s.

This user's soul from out that shadow... shall be lifted Nevermore.

23This user is a 23rdian; they see the number 23 everywhere.

This user isn't perfect, just forgiven.

This user follows Maxim One: Pillage, then burn.

This user follows Maxim Six: If violence wasn’t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.

This user follows Maxim 34: If you’re leaving scorch marks, you need a bigger gun.

This user follows Maxim 37: There is no "overkill". There is only "open fire" and "I need to reload."

This user is a Prisoner of Gravity.

This user is interested in astronomy.

This user is interested in psychology.

This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace.

This user has an amateur radio license.

This user enjoys electronics or is an electronics hobbyist.

This user prefers cold weather.

This user is a fencer.

This user is a bicyclist.

This user is an orienteer,
and very seldom gets lost.

This user prefers
jumping out of a plane
to landing in one.

This user plays association football.

This user plays eight-ball.

This user does weight training.

BBThis user believes that real fans wear Brown and Tan.

This user enjoys filmmaking.

This user enjoys photography.

This user enjoys writing.

This user loves the 1980s and participates in the 1980s retro movement

Parent homeThis user is bound to live in the parental home due to their age, but wants to leave.

This user is of German ancestry.

Éireannach
This user is Irish.

This user loves deadlines. They love the whooshing sound they make as they go by.

This user doesn't sleep.

This user had a flux capacitor seized by the FBI.

D3THN1T3This user is a Death Knight of Azaroth and thinks you should be, too.

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I hate you all so much.This user hates everybody for a damn good reason that they simply haven't figured out yet.