DoorTablePhone

Hi, I'm DoorTablePhone.

This user is sorry for things they have done in the past on Wikipedia, and is determined to make things right.

This user is a true Wikipedian and allows everyone in the universe to completely rewrite every edit they have written on Wikipedia. Likewise, this user reserves the right to completely rewrite edits by every user on Wikipedia.

It's really pretty simple: - mind NPOV - - don't be a dick - - ignore all rules -

This user strives to maintain a policy of neutrality on controversial issues.

This user believes that all editors have bias when seeking WP:NPOV.

This user is a skeptic.

This user doesn't invoke conspiracy as explanation, when ignorance and incompetence will suffice.

This user is an Internet addict and is proud of it.

This user is interested in science.

This user is interested in physics.

This user is interested in fractals.

2+2 = 96/24This user thinks really strangely in math.

This user believes in logic.

$\textstyle {\frac {\partial }{\partial x}}\,\;$ This user only partially understands mathematics.

This user believes in infinite answers, and that the "correct" answer is a matter of popular opinion.

This user is interested in psionics.

This user has one too many screws loose. We warned you.

2012This user thinks that all predictions about the world ending in 2012 are inaccurate.

Grossman MisquoteThis user is aware that complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.

This user believes in the existence of a human soul or spirit.

This user believes in a god or gods.

This user accepts all Religious and Scientific claims as viable forms of explaining the Universe, but just thinks they are at different levels of Understanding

This user believes the world would be a happier, safer and saner place if everyone respected everyone else's freedom of belief. }