DrWorm

Good morning. How are you? I'm Dr. Worm

My name is Dr. Worm. Good morning. How are you? I'm Dr. Worm. I'm interested in things. I'm not a real doctor, But I am a real worm; I am an actual worm. I live like a worm. I like to play the drums. I think I'm getting good, But I can handle criticism. I'll show you what I know, And you can tell me if you think I'm getting better on the drums. I'll leave the front un-locked 'cause I can't Hear the doorbell When I get into it I can't tell if you are Watching me twirling the stick. When I give the signal, my friend Rabbi Vole will pay the solo Some day somebody else besides me will Call me by my stage name, they will Call me Dr Worm. Good Morning how are you, I'm Dr Worm I'm interested in things. I'm not a real doctor, But I am a real worm; I am an actual worm. I live like a worm. I like to play the drums. I think I'm getting good, But I can handle criticism. I'll show you what I know, And you can tell me if you think I'm getting better on the drums. I'm not a real doctor, But they call me Dr. Worm.

By They Might Be Giants

Things to remember

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Repost of grammar

This is a quote from user perfecto

Do not join independent clauses with a comma. There are a number of controversial issues concerning the Freecycle Network, these include; is two grammatically-complete clauses. Use a semicolon.
Use a colon after an independent clause to introduce a list of particulars, not a semicolon.
I think the Controversies heading followed by a bulleted list does the same job as the 13-word intro. Well, OK then — at least it's not "There had been or are several issues that are somewhat controversial concerning the current operation of the Freecycle Network beginning at one point of time in the past. In fact, these controversial issues includes at least the following:". :) -- Perfecto 01:22, 23 November 2005 (UTC)