Cuba St Poo Lady
editThe "Poo Lady" of Cuba St Wellington is a nefarious creature known for defecating in the public eye despite public bathrooms being in her immediate vicinity.
She has also been caught peeing on multiple occasions outside of open stores as well as in her pants which are rendered redundant for her lack of modesty.
Furthermore she has been caught stealing socks from Iko Iko then returning the next day whilst wearing her new socks.
She has been approached by local police on several occasions who evidently