Chris Happ Chris is a noted baseball player, euro trader, and future PGA tour star.

Baseball Career Happ began is career at the university of Duquense as a smooth hitting slugger and noted base stealer. Due to injuries and poor performance, he was moved to the position of pitcher, where his submarine pitching form confused hitters. Although not pretty, it was effective.

Euro Trading Career (and subsequent failure) After graduating college with a 2.4 GPA, Chris was hired to head the Euro/Dollar trading desk at Gelbergroup. After learning the ropes, Happ began pushing the envelope, and soon became the biggest Euro trader in the world. Legend has it that he represented 90% of the volume during an ECB press conference in December 2015, and as a result Chris was unable to get out of both winning and losing positions. As a result of his indiscretions, he was sent home and told to find another job.

Golf Career (2015--present) Chris, upon losing his job as a Euro trader, decided to move to Austin, Texas, and begin training to be a professional golfer. He is currently playing up to 15 rounds a week in and around Austin Texas. In his free time he enjoys lifting weights at Gold's Gym and teaching his younger brother Ian, currently on the Chicago Cubs, how to play baseball and how to run properly. Chris expects to enter the Master's golf tournament by May 2020.