User:Eat me, I'm an azuki/BJAODN

Welcome to my personal BJAODN! Below are posted diffs or deleted pages which I found on new pages and recent changes patrol. Note that commentary on deleted articles will take the form of italics at the beginning and end, and [bracketed text] within the text. Feel free to add on, however

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Curry duck

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"President"

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What a rip-off!

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Puppy give away

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Today's show: Dan Howell!

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But actually go do it...

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A tale of shite and lignite

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Unauthorised alterations

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PG-13

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Blurrrrrrrgh!

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Dollars and cheese

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Buthole Polish

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The Most Awesome Person Ever

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Odd things on Wikipedia: Persuasive essays...

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What I wrote in return: [15]
Then, I dug deeper, and found this. I seriously laughed until I coughed up phlegm. [16]
Stay tuned, there's more! [17]

...your daily dose of Anti-Americanism (wrong America, even)

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Why The Asbestos Banned in India

Dear Sir/Madum,

               Please Tell Me More About Asbestos In South India Karnataka States why Its A Banned Mineral If We R intrested permit Can Be Taken By The Government Please Hel Me About These And Where The Majour Asbestos Diposite in India.Karnataka, Near By Mysore City

Excerpts from "Nature Danger Gang"

It starts with a typical garage-band-article opening but then

Different theories about the origin of Nature Danger Gang exist, but the most widely accepted theory is this one:

Long ago, the Mayan civilization reached the pinnacle of its glory, and expanded its way to outer space to fight against the Sixth Civilization. When a fierce battle of musical chairs was fought, they suffered a great defeat. At that time, the mages and seers who had survived the cataclysm sealed the Mayan wisdom-energy into a small gem, gave it over to queen Himiko's keeping from the Yamatai kingdom. “Nature Danger Gang” is that which was handed down from ancient times through those adolescents who had beheld The Vision of the Jewel, chosen to battle against the coming Sixth Civilization. It is a team representing humanity’s new potential.

Since new members join the band at times, and some members don’t make it to live performances on a regular basis, the band’s overall membership not perfectly understood at this time.

Brief Personal History

Seki, the Leader of NDG (and also a former mayor candidate in Machida City) spent two years collecting the Seven Balls which were scattered throughout the world in 2011. After presenting them to the God with great toil, the balls took on human shape and were transformed into NDG members. After overcoming many challenges, NDG has managed to attain its current status.

Shane Mufarinya

Shane Mufarinya is a legend who usually scores 200-250 goals a game, however he once scored 32214543 goals against Germany in the world cup final.

AMIN LAKHANI

AMIN LAKHANI

HELLO READERS ; MY NAME IS FARHAN AWAN AND I AM A BIG FAN OF THE GREAT AMIN LAKHANI I'VE HEARD ABOUT HIM SO MUCH BUT NEVER GOT A CHANCE TO MEET THAT WONDERFUL GUY TILL NOW BUT I'LL BE WAITING FOR MY CHANCE TILL MY LAST .I'VE WORKED IN SO MANY FAST FOOD FOOD CHAINS AND MET WITH NEARLY EVERY FAST FOODS CHAIN OWNER AND I'VE TRIED TO FIND A GUY LIKE AMIN SIR IN THEM I'VE FAILED EVERY TIME. THEY HAVE BROUGHT THAT PARTICULAR CHAIN IN PAKISTAN BUT IN PIECES (PIECES LIKE TASTE ,QUALITY ,MANAGEMENT ,TRAINING ETC. ) THEY CANNOT RUN MARATHON WITH AMIN LAKHANI CAUSE THE LOVE RESPECT AND CARE THAT AMIN LAKHANI GIVES TO HIS EMPLOYEES IS TOTALLY REMARKABLE AND BEYOND IMAGINATION . I HAVE ALOT OF THINGS TO SAY ABOUT AMIN SIR BUT I DONT THINK THAT MY WORDS CAN GLITTER MY LOVE AND SINCERITY TOWARDS HIM.