A brief introduction in to the mind of Elbealio...
editI am a teenager from Morpeth, near Newcastle in the UK, and by writing this I am proving what a sad and dull life I lead. My birthday is on 28th January, and i can't spell. You clearly have no life if you're reading this...
Some pointless trivia about me
editI am noted for my ability to speak in German and Russian accents, in the style of a fat bald man.
I have a passion for checked shirts of which i have over 13.
I have an extreme dislike of the colour pink.
I once dressed up as a zombie tranzvestite just because i felt like it.
My elbows are not the right way round.
I refuse to wear skirt/dresses using the excuse that i have hikers legs.
Florals are my worst enemy
I have big feet
Favourite Bands
editQueen
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
Kaiser Chiefs
Franz Ferdinand
AC/DC
The Rakes
Pink Floyd
The Stranglers
The Clash
The Sensational Alex Harvey Band