Who am I?
Oh, you know... A web developer, artist, designer, musician, husband, father, biker, adventurer, assassin, pirate...
But probably not the last two or three. Depending on the day of the week.
What am I here for?
In general, who knows?
As far as Wikipedia goes, I mostly update local articles and get picky about grammar. Having said that, I seem to be fine with split infinitives[1].
- ^ See previous sentence