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 This user is a chocoholic.
GFThis user follows a gluten-free diet
 This user prefers pepperoni pizza.
 This user loves to eat fries, or chips.
 This user enjoys tofu.
  This user eats bagels.
 This user likes waffles.
 This user eats Chicken Fingers as often as they can.
  This user loves bacon!
 This user eats chicken.
 This user loves brownies.
 This user eats M&Ms.
 This user loves chocolate by
HERSHEY'S
 This user knows they eat Reese's Pieces in heaven.
 This user eats Swedish Fish.
 This user eats cookies.
 This user likes Ice cream.
CHIPOTLE!This is user is absolutely addicted to Chipotle Mexican Grill
INO This user knows that In-N-Out is what a hamburger's all about.
 This user could live on
American Chinese cuisine.
 This user loves
Japanese cuisine.
  This user bleeds hot chocolate.
 This user drinks orange juice.
 This user drinks milk.
  This user drinks chocolate milk.
H2OThis user is H2O intolerant. Achoo!
 This user drinks Jones Soda.
AMPThis user drinks Mountain Dew AMP
EGYThis user enjoys energy drinks.
 This user drinks Coca-Cola
COKE
zero sugar
This user drinks COKE Zero Sugar religiously.
CCVThis user loves to drink Vanilla Coke.
 This user drinks both Pepsi and Coca Cola. 
  This user's favorite color is green.
 This user is a Monty Python fan.
 This user knows Who's on First.
БОРАТThis user is a fan of Borat.
 
This user passed GO!
(…so where is my $200?)
 This user is addicted to Texas Hold 'em and is going all in with pocket aces.
Double KillThis user doesn't get double-kill or anything above it often when playing Halo.
 This user does not prefer the metric system.
1112This user knows that eleventy-twelve is a real number.
ax2+bx+c=0This user likes algebra.
 This user is a musician.
bandThis user plays in a band.
 This user is a Guitar Hero, which is way more impressive than real guitar.
 This user plays their music in the treble clef.
 This user plays the trumpet.
 This user enjoys rap music.
 This user enjoys jazz music.
 This user believes that mankind cannot progress unless
Country Music is eliminated.
 This user needs more cowbell.
  This user enjoys snowboarding.
 This user is a better skier or snowboarder than you are.
 This user is a
cross country runner.
 This user is a track runner.
 This user plays baseball.
 This user knows that American football is the only true football.
DENThis user is a fan of the
Denver Broncos.
MINThis user is a fan of the
Minnesota Vikings
SEAThis user is a fan of the
Seattle Seahawks.
MLB This user is a Major League Baseball fan.
SEAThis user is a fan of the
Seattle Mariners.
COLThis user is a fan of the
Colorado Rockies
COLThis user is a fan of the
Colorado Avalanche
Hoya
Saxa
This user is a fan of the
Georgetown Hoyas.
NU This user is a fan of the
Northwestern Wildcats.
W This user is a fan of the
Washington Huskies.
CAL This user is a California Golden Bears fan. Go Bears!
 This user wears their Sunglasses at Night.
 This user collects sports cards.
 This user is addicted to travel.
 This user enjoys overcast weather.
 This user wants to live in Japan.
Hrkt-5
This user has full understanding of the Katakana or Hiragana.
漢字This user has already learned some of the kanji script.
  This user believes that fuck is the most versatile word in the English language.
USThis user uses American English.
AIM-52 kewl, dis d00d nowz dat AIM iz da onlee rael lingo, & wil likely dis reegard da boreing lingos.
 Jagshemash! This user likes Borat. 
 This user is very excite!.
 This user took the Red Pill.
FGThis user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.
ABEThis user is not a communist! They may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but they are not a porn star!
d'oh!This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.
 This user demands you
respect my authoritah!
SPThis user killed Kenny. This user is a bastard.
RJ This user is Rick James, bitch!
 This user has a fever. And the only prescription is more cowbell!
DThis user watches
THE DAILY SHOW.
 
CThis user watches
The Colbert Report.
 
TCR This user wants you to know that you're on notice.
This user secretly wants to be the Pink Power Ranger
JAThis user's favourite subject is Japanese.
 
This user does not smoke.
  This user is mixed-handed.  
  This user is endlessly chasing the dragon.
 This user can’t sleep, clown’ll eat me.
 This user is a dolphin, or of delphine ancestry.
 Éireannach
This user is Irish.
 This user is of
Norwegian ancestry.
bro This user has a younger brother.
  This user is the proud parent of 0 children.
 This user is a certified first aider.
This user is a NINJA!

What Ninja? I don't see a...
*SCHHING!* AAH!
 This user lives in the great state of Washington. This user does NOT live in Washington State, which is a university. This user does not reside in Washington, D.C., either.
This user is a Linkin Park fan.
  This user plays Guitar Hero on hard.
MaddenThis user plays Madden NFL games.
fan-0This user dislikes the computer or video game World of Warcraft.