FruitDefence

This user is in school.

This user is taking a wikibreak and may be away or inactive for varying periods of time.
Although they may occasionally be able to do some editing, messages left for them may not be replied to for a while.
They will be back on Wikipedia when school is over.

there will be large stretches of time where I only make minor edits to my user page due to time restraints.

I mostly just correct grammar, nitpick minor errors, and look out for vandalism. Yes, my name is a Monty Python reference.

General Stuff

CA

This user uses
Canadian English spelling.

sar-N

This user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great?

This user likes the taste of coffee, not cream / sugar /
hazelnut / what have you.

Books

This user misses David Foster Wallace.

This user knows that all good Wilde stories end in tragedy.

This user is a bibliophile.

This user enjoys the works of Virginia Woolf

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This user is under the influence of Philip K. Dick.

This user enjoys the works of George Orwell.

KV	This user enjoys the works of Kurt Vonnegut.

This user adores the works of James Joyce and yes I said yes I will Yes.

This user enjoys reading humorous literature.

This user's favourite (novel/poem/short story, etc.) is Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut.

This user has decided to live forever, or die in the attempt.

This user celebrates towel day (May 25th). R.I.P. D.N.A.

This user watches the Watchmen.

This user enjoys comics.

Films and TV

This user loves films by
Stanley Kubrick.

This user loves films by
David Lynch.

This user knows that Terry Gilliam
is enfant terrible, le grand auteur, and python magnifique. ^†

ΔTPΔ

This user has a doppelgänger in the Black Lodge.

This user, like Ms. Daria Morgendorffer, doesn't have low self-esteem. They have low esteem for everyone else.

This user thinks 2001: A Space Odyssey is the best film ever made.

This user's sister was bitten by a moose!

film

This user loves the following film: Jules and Jim.

film

This user loves the following film: Brazil (1985 film).

film

This user loves the following film: The Seventh Seal.

film

This user loves the following film: The Man Who Fell to Earth (film).

This user, through Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy, will sap and impurify all of your precious bodily fluids.

Activities

C#-2

This user is an intermediate C# programmer.

This user writes short stories.

This user writes screenplays.

DHMO

This user drinks plenty of dihydrogen monoxide.

Podcasts

PC

This user listens to podcasts.

This user says
HELLO
to Jason Isaacs

HI

This user listens to
Hello Internet.

Comedy

This user cuts down trees, wears high heels, suspenders, and a bra!

xkcd

This user is a reader of the xkcd webcomic.

RD

This user knows that "everybody's dead, Dave."

B

This user is a fan of black or dark comedy.

S

This user is a fan of surreal comedy.

T

This user is a fan of topical comedy and satire.

Philosophy, Math, and Computers

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This user uses Common Sense to avoid malware infections.

This user really likes old computers.

This user hates, but is forced to use, Microsoft Windows.

This user loves Android

This user is in awe before Philosophical Investigations by Ludwig Wittgenstein.

This user is interested in the subject of consciousness.

This user is interested in existentialism.

I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me.

LW

This user believes that
what we cannot speak about
we must pass over in silence.

This user is a child of the Enlightenment.

Science Fiction

This user is NOT a Nexus-6

Games

IF

This user plays text adventure games.

tgc

This user plays games by thatgamecompany

This user is attacking you with all three dice.

This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube console.

Believe them, this user is doing science and is still alive.

Grammar

by

The passive voice may be used by this user.

its
it's

It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.

much & many

This user understands the difference between much & many.

;

This user's favorite punctuation is semicolons; they like using them a lot.

ə

This user is a Grammar Nazi.

Music

This user is a fan of
Pink Floyd.

WYWH

This user owns a copy of Pink Floyd's Wish You Were Here.

DSOTM

This user owns a copy of Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon.

This user is a Nirvana fan.

This user enjoys film scores.

This user got the Steely Dan t-shirt.

R.E.M.

This user knows it's the end of the world as we know it, and feels fine.

This user loves
The Beatles.

This user is a fan of David Bowie.

This user is a Radiohead fan.

This user enjoys experimental or avant-garde music.

60s

This user is a fan of Sixties music.

This user enjoys classical music.

This user enjoys psychedelic rock.

This user appreciates progressive rock.

This user likes alternative rock.

This user enjoys punk rock.

This user knows that there is no dark side of the moon really — matter of fact it's all dark.

Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea.

This user has kaleidoscope eyes.

This user's buying a
stairway to heaven.

T M
B G

This user is your friend, he's not your only friend, but he's a little glowing friend, but really, he's not actually your friend.

The Who

This user plays a mean pinball.

History

This user is interested in the French Revolution.

Education

hs

This user is a high school student.

🤔📚

FruitDefence is/was a member of a knowledge quizzing team.

PHL

This user's favourite subject is philosophy.

ENG

This user's favourite subject is English.

MATH

This user's favorite subject is Mathematics.

Editing

This user is a member of the Pink Floyd WikiProject.

D:<

Nothing annoys this user more than when a teacher says that Wikipedia isn't reliable and that anybody can enter anything completely untrue that'll stay.

This user believes that many articles on Wikipedia are poorly written and NEED fixing.

This user does not understand mean people. Please be nice.

This user encourages the peaceful correction of vandals.

This user believes that Wikipedia is the greatest website ever created.

This user is proud
to be a Wikipedian.

This User believes that one can sum up one's entire political, social, and Wikipedia policies beliefs with a creative userbox, such as this one.

Links

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This user blogs on Tumblr as NotThomasPynchon.