User:Ftmichael

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Userboxes

ubx-5

This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.

Time

It is 21:38:00 on August 31, 2026, according to the server's time and date.

It is approximately 4:38 PM where this user lives.

UTC-5
UTC-4

This user has a standard time zone of UTC-5, but is forced to use UTC-4 during summer.

This user begrudgingly observes Daylight Saving Time.

00:00

This user uses 24-hour time.

31 August 2026

This user supports International Date Format (day month year)

My Basic Info

he

This user's pronouns are he, him, his.

This user lives in or comes
from Boston.

This user lives in or hails from the U.S.
Commonwealth of Massachusetts.

∞

This user is an ageless immortal.

This user is of Ashkenazi Jewish ancestry.

atheos

This user is an atheist.

This user is a member of the LGBTQ community.

This user is a trans man.

This user is a member of the transgender community.

This user identifies as queer.

This user identifies as pansexual.

This user believes that one should never stop feeding one's brain.

Language

en

This user is a native speaker of the English language.

en-US

This user is a native speaker of American English.

they

This user frequently uses singular they as it is a handy gender-neutral pronoun.

es-3

Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel avanzado de español.

ase-2

This user can communicate at an intermediate level in American Sign Language.

de-1

Dieser Benutzer hat grundlegende Deutschkenntnisse.

haw-1

Maʻa ʻole kēia mea hoʻohana i ka ʻōlelo Hawaiʻi.

cmn-1

該用戶能以基本的官話進行交流。
该用戶能以基本的官话进行交流。

sar-5

This user is an expert at picking up on sarcasm, as well as making sarcastic remarks.

...

This user would like to be able to speak many more languages.

~~you~~ one

This user knows that one should not use "you" in encyclopedia articles or other formal works.

less & fewer

This user understands the difference between less & fewer.

much & many

This user understands the difference between much & many.

than
then

This user understands the difference between using "than" and "then."

their
there
they're

This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

your
you're

This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.

“,;:’

This user is a punctuation stickler.

its & it's

This user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you!

“...”!
~~US vs. UK~~

This user uses logical quotation marks. Internal punctuation leads to factual errors. It's not a style issue!

;

This user knows how to use a semicolon correctly.

,

This user fixes comma-splices; they are annoying.

’s

This user understands that ~~apostrophe's~~ apostrophes are for possession and contraction, not pluralization.

A, B, and C

This user prefers the
serial comma.

Majority ≠ right

This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.

<html>

This user can write HTML.

IntS-0

This user has no interest in Internet slang, or talks like an offline person.

LE-0

This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.

H4X0R

This user has moderate understanding of Leet (H4X0R), but does not use it.

ipa-1
ə

This user has a basic understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet.

Finding me online

@

This user can be reached by email at ftmichael@gmail.com.

This user's IRC nick is FTMichael on the server irc.freenode.net.

G
talk

This user's Google Talk screenname is ftmichael@gmail.com.

Web	This user has a website.

W3C

This user validates the mark-up on their webpages.

This user spends too much time on Internet forums.

This user buys and sells on eBay as ftmichael.

This user maintains a Facebook profile as Michael Alexander.

This user tracks what they listen to on Last.fm.

This user subscribes to Lifehacker.

LJ

This user maintains a LiveJournal as @ftmichael.

Stuff I use

G

This user will use Google before asking dumb questions.

This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.

This user still remembers these.

My system

This user built their own PC.

This user is penguin powered.

*nix

This user prefers a *nix operating system.

This user contributes using Ubuntu.

PC	This user knows that PC just means personal computer; a computer not running Windows may be a PC.

This user uses free software wherever and whenever possible.

RCN

This user's Internet service provider is RCN.

This user tracks their money on Where's George?

This user contributes using Firefox.

MS

This user does not use Microsoft products.

This user creates websites with gedit.

Interests

This user enjoys the
Picture of the Day.¤

This user is a Doctor Who fan.

Dr Who

This user's favourite Doctor is the Tenth Doctor.

10th

TORCHWOOD

This user is a fan of Torchwood.

HP

This user is a Harry Potter fan.

G	This user is a Gryffindor.

PC

This user listens to podcasts.

This user is interested in computer engineering.

This user prefers Coca-Cola over Pepsi.

This user is an Anglophile.

This user loves knowledge.

This user prefers to play games on a PC.

MC	This user plays Minecraft.

This user enjoys PlayStation 2 games.

This user plays Guitar Hero on hard.

STAR TREK

Ftmichael is a fan of Star Trek: The Next Generation.

TNG

This user loves the Spring.

SOBER

This user is alcohol free.

This user's favourite animal is the Grey wolf.

‍

This user firmly believes that this is a better world because of the presence of dogs.

Causes/Beliefs/Politics

This user respects women and rejects any violence against women.

This user is against child abuse in all forms.

MSF

This user supports Médecins Sans Frontières.

This user is a member of Wikipedians against censorship.

This user supports the fight against breast cancer.

This user is against DRM.

This user is against cyberbullying.

This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation.

This user is opposed to regional lockout.

This user does not smoke.

This user is against smoking.

This user supports the inclusion of sex education in school systems.

This user believes it is every citizen's duty to vote.

This user does not trust electronic voting machines.

This user supports the use of green energy.

This user supports
renewable energy.

This user is interested in recycling issues.

respect

This user respects others' religions and realises not all people wish to follow the same path.

This user believes in the separation of church and state.

This user imagines
All the people living life in peace.

This user supports gender equality.

This user supports the ACLU.

This user is a feminist.

This user supports
universal health care.

This user is against involuntary military service.

This user supports stem cell research.

This user is anti-abortion and pro-choice.^‡

This user believes that the death penalty should never be used.*

This user supports the ban on smoking in public places.

This user strongly supports
strict gun control.

~~HRC~~

As a supporter of gay rights, this user loathes the Human Rights Campaign and wonders who they really serve.

This user realizes that people from the Middle Ages already thought that the Earth was spherical.

This user realizes that the Earth isn't an oblate spheroid, but rather a close approximation of one.

This user believes that the Universe began with a bang.

Sports

This user plays baseball.

This user is a karateka.

BOS

This user is a fan of the
Boston Red Sox

NE

This user is a fan of the
New England Revolution

BOS

This user is a fan of the
Boston Celtics.

BOS

This user is a fan of the
Boston Bruins.

I have discovered Userboxes. Be afraid.

One of my favorite Wikipedia pages is List_of_common_misconceptions.