Funcleman

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

de-2Dieser Benutzer hat fortgeschrittene Deutschkenntnisse.

es-2Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel intermedio de español.

fr-1Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau élémentaire de français.

tok-1mi sona lili e toki pona.

BSThis user can speak Bullshit.

Lolcat-4Dis yuza kan speeks
lolkitteh wif neer neytiv lvl.

dlph-0This user cannot speak, has considerable difficulty speaking, or does not wish to speak dolphin.

sar-NThis user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great?

ANAL 3This user will not correct you're bad grammar.

CAThis user uses
Canadian English spelling.

AIM-4Dis d00d has a near-native understanding of da IM me! wordz!!!!!1111 :p

This user owns one or more dogs.

This user firmly believes that this is a better world because of the presence of dogs.

This user loves Pugs.

This user owns one or more Pugs.

This user loves Boston Terriers.

This user keeps pet fish.

They Are Coming...

No LicenseThis user doesn't have a
driver's license.

This user drops a load when they see a Nissan Skyline.

PorscheThis user pronounces Porsche the right way : /ˈpɔːrʃə/—with "ə" at the end.

This user would like to have a Porsche Carrera GT.

This user has an interest in Ford Mustangs.

This user loves the Audi R8.

This user owns or wants to own a BMW M3.

This user loves the look of the Aston Martin DB9.

This user's favourite colour is red.

[]	This user's favourite colour is black.

This user is NOT known for taking themself too seriously.

Iи Sоviэт Яцssiд, Цsэяьож дdd УОЦ!!

lol wut

Obvious statement is obvious.

IThis user is a fan of Improvisational comedy.

PhThis user is a fan of Physical comedy.

SThis user is a fan of surreal comedy.

This user is a Monty Python fan.

This user knows Who's on First.

This user is against DRM.

Don't be evil

This user would be lost without Google.

This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.

This user's Internet service provider is Rogers Cable.

This user does not have a working sound card.

This user contributes using a PC.

This user contributes using a PDA.

≥5	This user contributes with a computer 5 years old or more.

This user is a carnivore.

This user likes any type of pizza so long as it comes in pairs along with a little Roman guy exclaiming "Pizza! Pizza!".

This user prefers
New York pizza