GDQuirm

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

fr-2Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau intermédiaire en français.

CAThis user uses
Canadian English spelling.

BS-NThis user is a native speaker of Bullshit.

IntS-4Tihs tweedler uses über Internet slang that will pwn you.

...This user would like to be able to speak more languages.

a lot alotThis user recognizes that linguistic change is a natural and desirable aspect of human language.

theyThis user considers singular they standard English usage.

wyf- man

This user understands grammatical gender historically preceded and is independent of natural gender.

couldn't'veThis user believes that couldn't've would make a perfectly fine word.

byThe passive voice may be used by this user.

snkThis user says either sneaked or snuck.

to¦goThis user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.

…in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.

who(m)This user uses either who or whom in the object case.

DMCausing unintended humor, this user edits dangling modifiers.

.  TheThis user believes sentence spacing is a style choice, not a law.

A, B, and CThis user prefers the serial comma.

This user terminates unquoted ellipses on sight. This is not your blog. We end sentences properly.

;This user is addicted to semicolons; they use them frequently.

;This user's favorite punctuation is semicolons; they like using them a lot.

GNThis user is a Grammar Ninja and says "WAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" as proof.

ain'tThis user believes that prescriptive grammar rules stem from linguistic ignorance and are used to enforce economic class distinctions.

@#$!This user uses profanity, swearing, cussing, cursing, and expletives often.

Φ φThis user's favorite letter in the Greek alphabet is Φι.

This user loves old cars.

This user is owned by one or more cats.

YellowThis user loves the colour yellow.

This user drinks so much milk, their bones can cut diamonds.

GAMEThis user plays "the Game".

This user can solve a Pocket Cube without cheating.

This user likes playing as Italy in Diplomacy.

This user is a Go player.

D&DThis user is a DM, and has just offed the cleric. Good luck facing that Red Dragon.

D&DThis user uses 4th edition as a fire starter.

MC	This user plays Minecraft.

This user is a history buff.

This user is interested in economics.

This user is interested in politics.

This user is interested in philosophy.

This user is interested in literature.

This user is a Taoist.

accThis user plays the accordion.

This user plays the piano.

This user is a bass.

This user is a novelist.

This user is a bibliophile.

This user writes with the OpenOffice.org suite.

This user loves the Autumn.

"Learn from the mistakes of others. You
  can never live long enough to make
  them all yourself."          ~ Groucho Marx  

ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.