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theyThis user frequently uses singular they as it is a handy gender-neutral pronoun.

This user believes that fuck is the most versatile word in the English language.

Majority ≠ right

This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.

PET CATThis user has a pet cat.

Cat LoverThis user is a
cat lover.

This user owns one or more dogs.

This user dislikes
mosquitos.

This user stands by the Second Amendment

@This user can be reached by email.

This user uses Windows Live Messenger.

This user is a frequent poster at 4chan.

This user is a DeviantArt deviant.

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This user diligently maintains a facebook profile.

This user uses Google Maps.

This user spends too much time on Internet forums.

This user has a channel on YouTube.

This user has a profile on MySpace.

BThis user keeps a weblog at Blogger.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

GThis user prefers Google over Yahoo.Y

This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.

nThis user uses a nVidia {{{1}}} graphics card in their PC.

This user has their display resolution set to 1024×768.

This user learnt how to use all their fingers for typewriting.

This user contributes using a PC.

Dual

This user uses an AMD Dual Core processor.

Core

This user built their own PC.

Put the number 25 in a calculator. Multiply by 800. Multiply by 266. Subtract 1,992. Then look at the calculator upside-down...
This user loves tricks like this.

ADSLThis user contributes using an
ADSL connection.

This user uses the freeware AVG virus scanner.

This user prefers Mozilla Firefox.

MS Paint!This user uses Microsoft Paint!

This user uses Pidgin to chat on multiple instant messaging networks.

This user uses their web browser to read their emails.

WMPThis user contributes while using Windows Media Player.

This user contributes while using VLC Media Player.

This user records with Audacity.

This user listens to free music.

XPThis user uses Windows XP.

This user uses LimeWire.

This user uses µTorrent.

This user used to be a vegetarian.

This user strongly believes pigs die for a cause.

This user is an omnivore.

This user pretty much lives off of gas station food

This user prefers pepperoni pizza.

This user loves pizza.

This user loves to eat fries, or chips.

This user eats popcorn.

This user eats potato chips.

This user eats Jam

This user eats apples.

This user prefers green grapes over red grapes.

This user believes that cereal is part of every nutritious breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

This user enjoys muffins.

This user loves pancakes.

This user likes waffles.

This user eats potatoes.

This user eats salad.

This user eats chicken.

This user eats ham.

This user loves cake.

You better keep your hands off my peeps!

This user likes pie.

This user eats cookies.

This user likes Ice cream.

This user drinks orange juice.

This user drinks milk.

H₂OThis user drinks water regularly.

TEA!This user drinks southern sweet tea.

S-0This user does not drink carbonated beverages.

This user loves eating at Applebee's.

This user eats at KFC.

This user eats at McDonald's.

This user eats at SUBWAY and eats fresh.

This user likes Mexican food

Holy hell, no wonder I'm fat. Videogames:

Camping: It's a legitimate strategy.

This user is a fan of
first-person shooters.

This user is addicted to video games.

Diff NoneThis user watches recorded game-sessions.

Diff EThis user plays Video Games on Easy or the lowest difficulty available.

Diff HThis user plays Video Games on Hard or the highest difficulty available.

This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation.

This user uses Steam for digital distribution.

PTThis user knows that to defeat the Cyberdemon, they must shoot at it until it dies.

This user prefers to play games on a PC.

This user plays the Xbox 360.

This user plays Pac-Man.

CoHThis user protects Paragon City, the City of Heroes.

This user plays World of Warcraft.

SWGThis user plays
Star Wars Galaxies.

MMO
RPGThis user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money.

GOWThis user thinks that nothing feels better than to chainsaw a Locust.

This user once loved Grand Theft Auto.

This user is still alive.

CS:S	This user plays CS:S.

Random

${\frac {a}{0}}$OH SHI–

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This user has absolutely no life. +

This user is interested in Lucid Dreaming

XXXThis user is Straight Edge.

This user is interested in beauty.

This user is interested in counter-terrorism.

???This user is interested in interest.

This user is interested in fantasy.

This user is a mystic.

This user is fascinated by body modification, but doesn't have any.ʰ

This user prefers DVD over VHS. ±

This user raely leiks Encyclopædia Dramatica.

/b/This user is a /b/tard.

This user is interested in drama and acting.

This user makes short movies in their free time.

This user enjoys filmmaking.

This user enjoys photography.

This user is interested in body painting.

This user enjoys singing.

This user likes alternative rock.

This user believes that mankind cannot progress unless
Country Music is eliminated.^†

This user enjoys pop music.

This user is interested
in extreme sports.

This user enjoys
sailing and boating.

This user enjoys skygazing and astronomy.

This user is skeptical of anthropogenic global warming.

This user is car-free.^‡

This user does not smoke.

This user loves rainy days.

This user likes foggy days.

This user prefers warm weather.

This user really enjoys dark and stormy nights.

 SOBER This user is alcohol free.

School

This user doesn't like school.

This user enjoys pornography.

This user's favorite direction is right.Right

This user is rated 'R' by the Motion Picture Association.

Television

Fox NewsThis user hates Fox News and anything connected to it.

Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!

This user demands you
respect my authoritah!

her?This user is a fan of Arrested Development.

DThis user watches
THE DAILY SHOW.

VMThis user keeps an eye
on Neptune, CA.

M.D.This user watches House.

AtSThis user is a fan of the Angel TV series.

BtVSThis user is a fan of the Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV series.

JMThis user watched Journeyman and implores NBC to bring it back.

T tSCC

Come with this user if you want to live!

BSG	This user is a fan of the reimagined Battlestar Galactica series.

Shiny

This user loves Firefly!!

This user is a Stargate fan.

PRIMEVALThis user knows that some force, out there, ripped the boundaries of space and time to shreds.

PPthis_userer pwns n00bs

ZIMThis user is gonna sing the Doom Song now!

Movies

This user is a fan of Quentin Tarantino's films.

Indies

This user is a huge fan of small films.

machThis user watches machinima.

RThis user loves horror films, but hates torture films.

This user always respects
the Departed.

FCThis user does not talk about Fight Club.

This user accepts the alias Pink.

Sin CityThis user knows that if you walk down the right back alley in Sin City, you can find anything...

This user will fight in the shade.

Pulp FictionThis user knows that in France, they call a Quarter Pounder a Royale With Cheese because of the metric system.

VThis user should not be afraid of the government, the government should be afraid of this user.

This user recognizes that Jason Bourne is a much better spy than 007.

This user is an Indiana Jones fan.

This user abides.

The Usual SuspectsThis user works for Keyser Söze.

OBefore this user dies, they will see the Ring.

Kill BillThis user owns a
Hattori Hanzo sword.

DDThey made this user do it.

Eagle EyeThis user knows that "we are everywhere".

This user is from the planet Earth.

WotWThis user knows that the last war on Earth won't be started by man.

ALIENIn space no one can hear this user scream.

This user took the red pill, not the blue pill.

This user will be back.