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"That's a vicious dog over there." -
"Looks like just another dog, only kind of big, to me."
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The "Neapolitan Mastiff" in question is writing articles and trying to get them right. -
"It is vicious. Watch. I'll throw a rock."
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The mastiff looks over.
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"No, really! See? It's looking at me funny. I'll throw another rock"
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"I dunno, maybe."
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The mastiff growls and snaps at the rock thrower. -
"See?"
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"I don't know about before, but it's clearly being incivil now! I'd better throw something at it to calm it down."
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The mastiff continues to snap at the rock hurlers. -
"What the heck is that? I'll go get my gun and talk on my walkie talkie about this vicious dog."
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"It isn't responding well to being clubbed! Get on the walkie talkie and call in more artillery!" -
"We need to tase this creature, quick!" -
"Yes, yes, yes, officers! I always said it was a vicious dog."
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"What are you people doing? You're fools! You created this situation yourselves and want to punish someone for simply standing up against an attack!" -
"We are doing a great job protecting the public from such vicious and unscrupulous users."
