Here is the User Page of Goafan. Hopefully the first Userbox will tell you where the name comes from. By the way, here comes the invasion of the little things now.
| Goa | This user is a fan of Goa Trance Music. |
| X | This user is neither a Republican nor a Democrat. |
 | This user's favorite color is navy blue. |
| My Intelligence quotient is 145. WOW! Thats very high compared to my friend, Gilbert. |
| HIS | This user's favourite subject is History. |
 | This user knows the dire side effects of dihydrogen monoxide. Do you? |
 | This user prefers the metric system. |
| 10 | This user realizes that there are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who do not. |
 | This user plays the Metroid series. |
 | This user is against DRM. |
 | This user is a fan of Dune. |
| Mentat | This user is a Mentat. |
| Dust | This user loves His Dark Materials trilogy and believes in Dust. |
| Dæmon | This user wants a Dæmon. |
 | This user is a fan of The Lord of the Rings. |
| STAR WARS | This user is a true Star Wars fan, and as one, considers the films to be a single work. |
 | This user would like to know what a black hole looks like from inside, but doesn't want to investigate it personally. |
 | This user loves the Autumn. |
 | This user plays the Metroid Prime series. |  |
.svg){kind=small} | This user has been corrupted. Please contact the nearest Federation authority if found in public. |
| This user has beaten Metroid Prime on Hard. |
 | This user plays online using the Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection. |
 | This user prefers the Wii. |
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This user thinks the Nintendo DS is the best handheld game console ever! |
 | This user likes to play strategy games on a computer. |
 | Camping: It's a legitimate strategy. |
 | This user plays games from The Legend of Zelda series. |
| vb.net | This user is a Visual Basic .NET programmer. |
 | This user can program in JavaScript. |
 | This user is interested in the history of the Cold War. |  |
 | This user is interested in World War I (1914–1918) and World War II (1939–1945). |  |
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This user knows that battleships rule the waves, not the bloody bird farms! |
.svg){kind=small} | This user supports the United States Navy. |
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This user longs for the days of the 600 Ship Navy. |
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This user is interested in the military history of ancient Rome.
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 | This user is interested in Carthage. |
 | This user is interested in Ancient Rome. |
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This user is interested in the Dutch Empire. |
 | This user is interested in the British Empire. |
 | This user has visited 31 of the 50 U.S. states and the District of Columbia. | 31 |
| This user is a citizen of the United States of America. |
 | This user lives in the U.S. State of Florida, the Sunshine State. |
 | This user has visited South Dakota. |
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This user happens to live in Texas, but is not a native and believes Texans are too proud of their state for their own good. |
 | This user believes in a solid oblate spheroid Earth, not a flat or hollow one. |
 | This user actually liked The Phantom Menace. |
 | This user supports the Galactic Empire. |
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This user believes that the Jedi have not found the true light. Told you did I, reckless is he! Now, matters are worse. |
| | | | | | | | | This user is an officer in the Imperial Navy. |
| You don't need to see this user's identification. |
| E | This user reads The Economist. |
| You | This user was named 2006 Person of the Year by Time magazine. |
| This user is supportive of the new definition of planet. |
 | This user enjoys thinking in Four Dimensions. |
 | This user knows the Ultimate Answer. |
 | This user just sank your battleship. |
 | This user loves A&W Root Beer |
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This user is a carnivore. |
 | This user is a chocoholic. |
 | This user loves pizza. |
 | This user loves spaghetti. |
 | This user loves to eat pineapples. |
 | Why would anyone eat a peep? |
 | This user likes pie. |
 | This user does not drink milk and consequently does not suffer from calcium depletion. |
 | This user loves Italian cuisine |