(theme from The Candy Man can)
Hey everybody! Gather 'round! I'm here to give you
anything you like! You want free college, money,
mortages?! Whatever you like! You have come to the
right place! Why? I'll tell you why!
Who can take your money? (Who can take your money?) With a twinkle in their eye? (With a twinkle in their eye?) Take it all away and Give it to some other guy
[Chorus] The Government (the Government) The Government can! (The Government can!)
Who can tax the Sun rise? (Who can tax the Sun rise?) Who can tax the trees? (Who can tax the trees?) Let you run a business and Collect up all the fees
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The Government can 'cause They mix it up with lies and Make it all taste good! (Make it all taste good!)
The Government takes Everything we make To pay for all of their "sollutions" Healthcare, Climate Change, Pollution (Throw away the Constitution)
Who can give a bailout? (Who can give a bailout?) Tell us to behave? (Tell us to behave?) Make the Founding Fathers Roll over in their graves
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The Government takes Everything we make They're power hungry And malicious
The economics are fictitious Soon we'll have to eat our dishes Mmm! Delicious!
Who can be a failure? (Who can be a failure?) In so many ways? (In so many ways?) Instead of getting fired, HEY! We'll give ourselves a raise!
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The Government can 'cause They mix it up with lies and Make it all taste good! (Make it all taste good!) And your Uncle Sam can 'cause He mixes it with lies and Makes it all taste good! (Makes it all taste good!)
And I feel so good Because the Government Says I should!