Grawlt

This is a semi-anonymous autobiography. Anyone who knows me would probably know who I am, but anyone else will probably not. That's the way I want to keep it.

Me

This user is a Christian.	This user is male.	This user is of multiple ancestries.
This user lives in the United States of America.	This user lives in the U.S. State of Texas.	This user is right-handed.

Education

AAsThis user has an Associate of Applied Science degree.	This user is an undergraduate student majoring in Computer Programming.	HISThis user's favourite subject is History.
FITThis user attends or attended Florida Institute of Technology. GO PANTHERS!	This user attends, has attended, or hopes to attend Starfleet Academy.	This user is self-educated to an advanced college level.

Careers

I've been in the military since 1988. First, I was enlisted in the US Air Force, now I'm a 1LT in the MN Army National Guard.

This user is in the United States Military.

This Wikipedian was a member of the United States Air Force.

This wikipedian is (or was) a member of the United States Army.

I'm a draftsman, surveyor, and construction inspector by trade. I can just as easily use the metric or standard American measurement systems (but definitely prefer the American system).

This user is a Paramedic.

User:Medicellis/Userboxes/NREMT

Languages

I'm very interested in languages, and I've studied a few of them.

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.	Oh yah, this user can speak Minnesotan ya'know.	es-2Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel intermedio de español.
ko-1이 사용자는 간단한 한국어를 말할 수 있습니다.	ar-2 هذا المستخدم يستطيع المساهمة بالعربية بمستوى متوسط.	cs-1Tento uživatel má základní znalosti češtiny.
אThis user fully understands the Hebrew alphabet.	...This user would like to be able to speak more languages.

Hobbies

In the little spare time I have, I have lots of diverse interests, including travel.

This user supports the Republican Party of the United States.	User:Lawyer2b/Carry
18This user has visited 18 of the 205 countries in the world.	This user is interested in maps.	This user enjoys philosophy.
This user is a bibliophile.	This user is an audiophile.	This user is interested in his or her family history.
SVThis user is faster than a speeding bullet.	Shiny This user loves Firefly!!	This user is a fan of Heroes. Ordinary people discovering extraordinary abilities.
This user still enjoys playing games on the NES.	d'oh!This user thinks The Simpsons is simply... excellent.	This user does not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
This user is a certified scuba diver.	This user plays the guitar.	band-3This user likes Gov't Mule.
This user is a fencer.	This user enjoys rifle shooting.	This user enjoys pistol shooting.

I'm definitely a computer geek.

This user contributes using Firefox.

This user contributes using Apple Mac OS X.

This user contributes using Gentoo Linux.

I do some programming and web design.

lisp-2This user is an intermediate Lisp programmer.	C-2This user is an intermediate C programmer.	c++-2This user is an intermediate C++ programmer.
bash-2This user is an intermediate Bash programmer.	Perl-3This user is an advanced Perl programmer.	PHP-3This user is an advanced PHP programmer.
HTML-4This user is an expert HTML user.	js-3This user is an advanced JavaScript programmer.	css-3This user is an advanced Cascading Style Sheets user.
XML-2This user is an intermediate XML coder.	mysql-3This user is an advanced MySQL programmer.	SQL-2This user is an intermediate SQL programmer.

Books

This user enjoys the works of Robert A. Heinlein.	This user enjoys the works of J. R. R. Tolkien.	W.E.B. Griffin This user enjoys the works of W. E. B. Griffin.
This user grokked rightness in SiaSL.	This user likes his Martinis shaken, not stirred.	This user is a fan of the Sword of Truth series by Terry Goodkind.
Dresden This user is a fan of the Dresden Files book series by Jim Butcher.	DuneThis user knows that fear is the mind-killer.	This user is a fan of The Lord of the Rings.
RMNThis user is a member of the Royal Manticoran Navy.	DAThis user is a member of Dumbledore's Army

Movies

A person is smart; people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it!	PotCThis user is disinclined to acquiesce to your request.	VThis user remembers, remembers, the fifth of November.
This user took the red pill, not the blue pill.	STAR WARSThis user is a true Star Wars fan, and as one, doesn't have any problem with comparing the films to each other.	ST2KHAAAAAAAN!
BBThis user knows that it is not what he is underneath, it is what he does that defines him.	FCThis user does not talk about Fight Club.	This user is an Indiana Jones fan.
BB This user is on a mission from God.	This user will send you back to the future.	LOTR This user enjoys The Lord of the Rings book, the film trilogy, and the 1978 animated film.
Clerks.This user is not even supposed to be here today!	Clerks IIThis user believes that there is only one trilogy and one "Return"!	This user is serious. And don't call him "Shirley".
This user's got Movie Sign!	This user's sister was bitten by a moose!	Hoopla!This user is a Rocky Horror fanatic.

TV

This user politely asks: Who are you working for?!	CSIThis user follows the evidence.	LOST 4 8 15 16 23 42
NCISThis user deserves a smack upside the head.	This user is a fan of The West Wing.	UNITThis user answers only to the President of the United States.
AtSThis user is a fan of the Angel TV series.	This user is a fan of Babylon 5.	BtVSThis user is a fan of the Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV series.
This user believes in the power of three.	This user considers themself to be an observer of "the Pattern".	This user is not a number, he is a free man.
QLThis user hopes each time that his next Leap... will be the Leap home...	TThis user knows that "the 21st century's when everything changes - and you've got to be ready!"	This user is a Doctor Who fan.
fireflyThey can't take the sky away from this user.	This user must save the cheerleader to save the world.	This user enjoys Star Trek.
SGThis user activates the Stargate to explore other planets.	HK This user is a fan of Hell's Kitchen.	ALIASThis user used to change their hair color every day.
This user would go over there to bring back Over There.	This user rejects your reality and substitutes their own!

Wikipedia

I've made a few of my own userboxes. I love Wikipedia, but hate the ridiculous POV in many articles.

This user is a participant in WikiProject Minnesota.	This user is a member of WikiProject Military history.	This user is a participant in WikiProject Aircraft.
This user strives to maintain a policy of neutrality on controversial issues.	This user finds edit/revert wars disruptive.	This user prefers using userboxes to fill up his user page instead of actually writing something useful.
<ref>This user would like to see everyone using inline citations. Please...	A, B, and CThis user prefers the serial comma.	This user wastes far too much time editing Wikipedia.
This user is a participant in WikiProject Userboxes.

Other

This user believes in a two-state solution to the Israeli–Palestinian conflict.	This user is skeptical of the Zodiac.	User:Lawyer2b/CCW
This user is an omnivore.	This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.	This user supports the use of nuclear energy.
X This user does not believe in the existence of human races, except as a social construct. X	This user loathes, but is forced to observe, daylight saving time.	This user realizes that people from the Middle Ages already thought that the Earth was spherical.

TBThis user is a fan of the Tampa Bay Rays	TBThis user is a fan of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
DETThis user is a fan of the Detroit Red Wings	TBLThis user is a fan of the Tampa Bay Lightning