USThis user uses American English.
(s)he This user supports parallel usage.
theyThis user considers singular they standard English usage.
This user enjoys cactus and succulent plants.
This user drives a Nissan.
"...,"For quotation marks, this user would rather use "American punctuation."
NETThis user listens to radio over the Internet.
Rel-3This user is at an advanced level in Religious and/or Spiritual understanding. They have a good fundamental understanding of the field, so watch out!
A, B, and
A and B
This user uses the serial comma unless its inclusion is confusing.
AIM-AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.
This user believes in infinite answers, and that the "correct" answer is a matter of popular opinion.
Let's go Padres!  
Driver's
license
This user has a driver's license.
ft-lbThis user uses American Measurements.
It never got WEIRD ENOUGH for this user.
This user prefers to read sacred texts in their original language whenever possible.
ehThis user is interested in apatheism.
This user contributes using Windows 7.
This user once used DOS back in the day.
ASG16This user attended the 2016 MLB All-Star Game.
This user loves Android
This user collects cones.
math-0This user cannot contribute with any mathematical skills.
This user gets food and gas from ARCO
This user is interested in
ghost towns.
UTC
Confusing
This user wants to use the UTC time zone but it is too confusing for them to understand.
IDMThis user enjoys braindance.
This user is interested in pilgrimages.
This user is a bibliophile.
This user enjoys writing.
This user lives in or hails from San Diego.
This user's homeworld likes to think that it is mostly harmless, but it is, in practice, devastatingly dangerous.