Hermione is a dude

Attention!

My user name is great - the best! - and I am not interested in changing it. I know that a certain editor who fancies himself an administrator has a problem with it, but I don't want to constantly defend myself. Until someone convenes a committee to discuss the matter, I'm going to keep using this name because I don't care what HisSpaceResearch thinks of my user name or my user page.

Chronological list of articles which were absent from Wikipedia until I decided to devote a half hour or so of my time to creating them starting from oldest to newest

This very page - I felt it necessary.
Modomnoc - Saw it on requested articles.
Caravans To Empire Algol - I like Neptune Towers.
Transmissions From Empire Algol - See above.
Black Earth - More ambient music.
Pedo Bear - someone requested it, but alas, it was deleted.
Earthless - When I first heard of them I checked Wikipedia, but nothing came up.

Humorous quotes that I have come across in editors' discussions that are possibly taken out of context

For all you know, I'm a freakin Negro.

—A vandal

Block me? you fag, you keep imposing restrictions on my freedom of speech. Thats unconstitutional and unutrional.

—Another vandal

Awards

<gallery> Image:Original Barnstar.png|I am awarding this barnstar to myself because I deserve it. Hermione is a dude 07:16, 16 September 2007 (UTC) Image:WikiDefender Barnstar.png|I award this medieval knight guy barnstar to myself for Kuru's honorable anti-vandalism activities. Hermione is a dude (talk) 05:40, 22 November 2007 (UTC) Image:Surreal Barnstar.png|I am giving myself this surreal barnstar to spice up my Awards section. Hermione is a dude (talk) 09:59, 14 January 2008 (UTC) Image:Resilient_Barnstar.png| I am awarding myself the resilient barnstar for standing up to bullies and stalkers. Hermione is a dude (talk) 00:28, 16 January 2008 (UTC)