I am myself.

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Language

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enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.
es-2Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel intermedio de español.
zh-1該用戶能以基本中文進行交流。
该用户能以基本中文进行交流。
 This user employs a more formal style of writing in articles than in talk pages.
English Singulars: "The data is..." This user recognizes that "data", "media", and "agenda" have become incorporated into English as singular nouns.
???
?!?
!!!
This user terminates excessive use of exclamation points and question marks on sight. Grow up!
theyThis user frequently uses singular they as it is a handy gender-neutral pronoun.
man-
kind
Regarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct.
to
too
two
This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
you oneThis user knows that one should not use "you" in encyclopedia articles or other formal works.
Thou/YeThis user wants to resurrect the T–V distinction in English.
they
he or she
This user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage.
than
then
This user understands the difference between using "than" and "then."
their
there
they're
This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
your
you're
This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.
its
it's
It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.
Majority ≠ right This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.
“,;:’This user is a punctuation stickler.
. TheThis user does not put two spaces after a full stop.
,This user fixes comma-splices; they are annoying.
This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...
“…”This user favors curly quotation marks over straight style.
;This user knows how to use a semicolon correctly.
ANAL 4This user advocates good grammar usage.
USThis user uses American English.
AIM-AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, and sometimes uses it, but not excessively.
ubx-1This user is a userbox novice.
...This user would like to be able to speak some more languages.
sar-3This user is an advanced speaker of sarcasm.

Nerdy

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BASIC-2This user is an intermediate BASIC programmer.
C-2This user is an intermediate C programmer.
prog-2This user is an intermediate programmer.
IntSTihs uzer is a l33tsp3ek3r of Interweb slang.
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@This user does not wish to disclose their email or screen name.
 This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
GThis user will use Google before asking dumb questions.
Don't be evil This user would be lost without Google.
AJThis user wants to Save Jeeves.
 This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
  This user contributes using a PC.
 This user built their own PC.
<56kThis poor user contributes using a dial-up connection slower than 56k.
 This user contributes using Firefox.
 This user uses their web browser to read their emails.
WMPThis user contributes while using Windows Media Player.
AYBThis user knows that
"all your base are belong to us."
 This user uses Windows XP.
  This user writes with Notepad.
WThis user contributes using Microsoft Word.
This Windows user has experienced one or more Blue Screens of Death.
 This user enjoys playing Sudoku.
 You just lost The Game.
 This user can solve a Rubik's Cube without cheating.
 This user is a checkers player.
 This user enjoys chess.
 This user enjoys chess variants.
  This user mashes buttons.
Real hard.
cvg-1This user is a n00b gamer.
 This user plays games on a graphing calculator.
  This user plays games on the Wii console.
  This user plays Dance Dance Revolution.
 This user plays Tetris.
MMO
RPG
This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money.
  This user plays Guitar Hero on medium.
 This user wishes they could play Role-playing games.
NULL LOL This user has absolutely no life. +
 This user is interested in
coin collecting.
 This user loves to read.
 This user is interested in
Greek mythology.
 This user enjoys optical illusions, especially the impossible constructions of M.C. Escher.


This user is interested in fantasy.  
  This user is addicted to The Tape of Life.
  This wikipedian is involved in FIRST Robotics
a²+b²=c²This user is an intermediate mathematician.
This user knows how to
Find x.
 
 This user understands capital sigma and pi notation, and you should too! 
 This user prefers the metric system.
1+1=10This user likes binary.
6×9=42This user jokes in base 13.
 This user knows 11 digits of pi.
 =1 This user knows that 0.9...(repeating) is exactly 1 and can prove it, but wishes that other people could understand it the way he does.
 This user knows the Ultimate Answer.
 This user exploits the pigeonhole principle.
 This user knows how to travel 1 mile due south, due east, then due north and end up where they started.
ax2+bx+c=0This user likes algebra.
  This user enjoys reading almost anything.
DNA

This user enjoys the interesting and weird works of Douglas Adams.

 George Orwell taught this user everything they need to know about the government.
AF This user will work harder, and thinks Napoleon is always right.
 This user supports Don Quixote, and therefore opposes the use of wind power.
TKAMThis user knows it is a sin to kill a mockingbird.
6×9=42This user jokes in base 13.
DON'T PANICThis user attempts not to panic with the aid of several towels.
PhDThis user has a statistically significant probability of being Piled Higher and Deeper!
 This user scored 3363 on the Wikipediholic test.
Redwall This user is a fan of
the Redwall Series.
 This user likes to spin pens.

Misc/Personal

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 This user is a guinea pig owner.
  This user's favorite color is green.
  This user is a carnivore.
 This user will eat fish raw.
Here fishy, fishy, fishy.
 This user prefers True Neapolitan Pizza.id2
 This user has eaten MREs and lived to tell the tale.
 Politics: from Poli (Greek) meaning many and Ticks (English) meaning blood sucking creatures.
 This user eats cheese.
 This user loves spaghetti.
  This user believes that tomatoes are fruits.
 This user eats tomatoes.
 This user eats grits.
 This user is interested in politics.
  This user prefers dark chocolate
 This user drinks milk.
DHMOThis user drinks plenty of dihydrogen monoxide.
  This user likes both kinds of sprites: video games and drinks.  
 This user prefers Coca Cola over Pepsi.
 This user loves
Japanese cuisine.
 This user loves
Italian cuisine
 
This user loves
Chinese cuisine.
 This user enjoys cooking.
 This user enjoys origami.
 This user enjoys rock music.
INTJThis user's MBTI type is INTJ.
 This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.
C&HThis user reads Calvin and Hobbes.
tyop
typo
This user is a member of the
Wikipedia Typo Team.