Iamzork

This user reserves the right to completely screw up their own edits.

This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.

This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha!

NO ZDKThis user doesn't care at all about the Zodiac.

♂This user is Male

This user is a Wikipedian.

This user imagines All the people living life in peace.

This user supports Amnesty International.

This user opposes racism and admires Martin Luther King Jr.

This user believes that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is as likely as creationism.

This user believes in a solid oblate spheroid Earth, not a flat or hollow one.

This editor is a WikiGnome.

This user contributes using a MacBook.

This user is an Apple zealot.

This user contributes using a wireless connection.

This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

es-1Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español.

LE-0This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.

...This user would like to know all existing languages.

A, B, and CThis user prefers the serial comma.

they
he or sheThis user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage.

to¦goThis user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.

…in.Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.

snukThis user says snuck.

heThis user prefers to be referred to using masculine gender pronouns.

prnThis user uses pronouns.

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This user prefers the metric system.

ft-lbThis user uses American Measurements.

libThis user is a liberal.

This user believes it is every citizen's duty to vote.

This user supports the use of wind power, solar power, and electric vehicles.

This user supports public transit.

This user supports recycling.

This user is a member of
WikiProject Judaism

This user is a participant in WikiProject Userboxes.

they
he or sheThis user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage.

This user is a member of the Association of Inclusionist Wikipedians.

darThis editor is a darwikinist.

evenThis editor is an eventualist.

This user assumes good faith.

This user strives to maintain a policy of neutrality on controversial issues.

This user finds edit/revert wars disruptive.

This alleged user can be said to maintain an ill-defined policy or other custom of neutrality or other ambiguity-related quality on some or all issues that may be potentially controversial to some alleged people.

NO!!!!‎This user is not deletionist (see below) nor does he eat websites or look like Pacman.

This user maintains a strict policy advising against all personal attacks.

This user strives to maintain a policy of neutrality on controversial issues.