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Shadow: unusual dog
By Nathaniel Housley
Shadow was born 9 years ago in Russia. She ate bugs to survive. Sometimes, she tried to eat the sun. That never worked. She has toe fungus. She went to the SCP facility to be experimented on. Sometimes she digs a hole and sticks half her body in there to try to find lizards. Sometimes she stares at the window for an hour straight for no reason. In 1804, she licked a frog. In 1929, she ate all the stock in the stock market. One time she crawled in a plane engine. Shadow tragically died in July 2024 due to pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniconiosis.