Hello. My name is Iknowalltheanswersbornagain.
Some may remember me as Iknowalltheanswers.
Most of you will not. I bet you're probably in the latter category.
Anyway, my story begins a few months ago. I was young. I was reckless. I was a fool. I was a serial Wikipedia vandal.
My 'achievements' included the creation of, and continuing obsession with a fictional Snooker referee called Geoffry Hilt. I tried to make him real through the misinformation I added to certain articles. I was thwarted on numerous attempts.
However, in my various vandalism splurges, I had inadvertently contributed to the encyclopaedia in other ways.
There is now a fully fledged article on a place called Clench in Wiltshire, UK.
There is a fully referenced statement in the article on Snoop Dogg about his intentions to star on Coronation Street.
What I am trying to say is, I have been reformed, born again if you will, and ready to begin my new life as a constructive editor of articles.
Checking spellings and bad grammar, restructuring paragraphs, maybe even adding my own knowledge (backed up of course).
So here I am, if you are willing to receive me, and accept me at this, the time where I am most open and honest to you, my new Wikipedia freinds.
Yours Sincerely,
Iknowalltheanswersbornagain (talk) 13:13, 15 November 2010 (UTC)
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