JKPrivett

This user is a WikiJanitor.

This user lives in or hails from Chicago.

This user lives in Illinois,
the Land of Lincoln.

This user is a citizen of
Black Rock City.

This user knows that yellow pigs have 17 eyelashes.17

This user does not smoke.

This user is car-free.^‡

This user supports public transit.

met?This user prefers metric units, but, having grown up in the United States, cannot relate to them.

This user is a Vexillologist.

This user is interested in maps.

This user is a railfan.

Kermit is this user's hero.

WKRPThis user is a fan of Dr. Johnny Fever. "BOOGER!"

This user knows the Ultimate Answer.

!=This user believes that 0.99999... does NOT equal 1.

This user doesn't want a snuffed torch in Survivor.

This user does not like getting Philiminated from the Race.

This user rejects your reality and substitutes their own!

This user could use a little more cowbell.

TAGSThis user wants to live in Mayberry.

This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.

This user does not taunt Happy Fun Ball.