JMW814

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Basic Info

This user is male.

This user is from Earth.

This user is a citizen of the United States of America.

This user lives in the U.S. State of Florida,
the Sunshine State.

This user lives in, or hails from,
Jacksonville.

This user lives in or hails from
Tampa.

Siblings

This user is an only child.

YThis user is a member of
Generation Y.

This user is right-handed.

This user's favorite color is green.

This user does not smoke.

Religion

This user is a Christian.

This user is an Episcopalian.

WWCNDWhat Would Chuck Norris Do?

Fact: There are no steroids in baseball. Only players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

Politics

X	This user is neither a Republican nor a Democrat.

This user is a libertarian.

Travel

I love NY

This user ♥ NY.

5 This user has visited 5 of the 205 countries in the world.

Education

hs

This user is a high school student.

IQ	This user's Intelligence Quotient is 1 million .

met?This user prefers metric units, but, having grown up in the United States, cannot relate to them.

USThis user uses American English.

UKThis user uses British English.

SoE-5This fine gentleman, or if so permitted this proper Southern belle, is a genuine pro-fessional eloquent speaker of our delightful Southern English.

enThis user is a native speaker of the English language.

es-2Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel intermedio de español.

dlph-3Sree ack oooor squeeee'rr aiiiuu squeek.

AIM-1This uzer has an amateur understanding of the AIM talk. Brb

Computing

This user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.

This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.

@This user can be reached by email at jmw814@gmail.com.

This user's AOL Instant Messenger screenname is jmw814 .

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user loves using Google Earth.

farkThis user is a farker.

This user contributes using Firefox.

BBThis user contributes using a broadband connection.

Sports

This user plays basketball.

This user is a recreational runner.

This user has completed a 5k.

This user has completed a 10k.

This user is a bicyclist.

This user is a surfer.

This user is a triathlete.

This user plays ice hockey.

This user plays soccer.

This user plays American football.

This user plays baseball.

This user plays
pocket billiards.

This user enjoys the events that unfold in the FIFA World Cup.
Bring on 2026!

This user supports The Three Lions

This user supports the United States men's national soccer team.

This user supports the
Socceroos.

JAXThis user is a fan of the
Jacksonville Jaguars.

TBLThis user is a fan of the
Tampa Bay Lightning

This user supports Arsenal

TBThis user is a fan of the
Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

TBThis user is a fan of the
Tampa Bay Rays

ORLThis user is a fan of the
Orlando Magic.

DALThis user is a fan of the
Dallas Mavericks

Lovewerks

This user is single.

This user has a crush on you.

This user is a slut.

pornThis user enjoys pornography.

John Titor???

I'm John Titor's grandpa, and, paradoxically, his nephew.

This user fears the clowns.

Entertainment

SEINThis user is obsessed with Seinfeld... not that there's anything wrong with that!

K-ManThis user knows a "Kramer."

#270Vandalized Wikipedia
This user loves My Name Is Earl

This user does not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

This user thinks Keith Olbermann is superior to Bill Orly in every way possible.YA RLY

TCR	This user wants you to know that you're on notice.

TCR	This user has balls, and isn't afraid to use them.

This user knows that bears are Godless killing machines.

Conan{{{info}}}

This user is a big fan of actor or actress Vince Vaughn.

This user is a subscriber to Sirius Satellite Radio.

This user enjoys reading the newspaper.

This user enjoys reading humorous literature.

This user enjoys reading mysteries.

Pets

This user owns one or more dogs.

This user loves
Labrador Retrievers.

Games

$0.{\bar {9}}$=1This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1, but acquired a migraine learning it.

You just lost The Game.

This user enjoys solving Sudoku puzzles.

S₁This user is a Scrabble player.

This user plays with a full deck.

This user is a poker legend.

This user enjoys playing blackjack.

This user enjoys playing hearts.

This user enjoys PlayStation 2 games.

This user plays the Xbox 360.

This user once loved Grand Theft Auto.

47This user plays the Hitman video game series.

Food/Drink

This user is a carnivore.

This user eats at Taco Bell.

This user would likely die without eating the occasional curry.

This user has eaten silica gel, and lived to tell the tale.

This user obsessively drinks lots of Water and can be considered Aquaholic.

CThis user can't make up their mind if Coke or Pepsi is better and drinks both.P

DuffThis user drinks Duff Beer.

This user bows down before the awesome might of Vodka.

Music

This user enjoys rap music.

This user enjoys hip hop music.

This user enjoys R&B and soul music.

This user enjoys rock music.

This user likes disco music.

This user uses LimeWire.

This user uses BitTorrent.

BTThis user uses BitTornado.

This user has an iPod.

This user is a podcaster.

pno-1This user is a novice pianist.

O.G.This user is past the point of no return.

This user advocates the use of more cowbell.

WikiJMW814

This user's Wikistress level is LOW. Everything is fine and dandy.

Editing Wikipedia is something this user does as a hobby.

This user is opposed to online censorship.

This user thinks Wikimedia deserves the Nobel Peace Prize

Weather

This user is interested in astronomy.

This user prefers cold weather.

This user enjoys tracking hurricanes.

Other

This user's time zone is UTC-5.

>_<This person dislikes anime (or doesn't admit to watching it).

This user enjoys photography.

This user is an Eagle Scout.

This user is a student aircraft pilot.

This user pumps their own gas.

ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

Beliefs

This user opposes racism and admires Martin Luther King Jr.

In Memoriam: 9/11
Lest we forget…