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Lady Kailey Brown of El Segundo is an American interior design and architectural student. Originally from California, she moved to Tallahassee in search of adventure. She graduated from Florida State University in the spring of 2020 at the top of her class and multiple design awards won throughout her time there.
However, while most people know her to be an intelligent woman of class, she has much more to offer that very few have come to realize. It has been proven through verified, legitimate and very scientific methods, that Miss Brown's ass is in fact perfect. It's so perfect that 99.999% of men that encounter it can't handle it. Her face is immaculate, her smile is intoxicating, but that ass... Is second to none.
Celebrities such as Jennifer Lopez, Shakira, Beyonce and even other Caucasians such as Iggy Azalea, have openly come out to support Kailey and her delicious looking asset she goes around sporting in jean skirts and silky pajama bottoms (for the lucky ones).
To be completely honest, there isn't another backside quite like that of Miss Browns. While usually we would accompany this article with photographic evidence, there is no point in doing so because one could not begin to fathom its perfection through a simple photo.
"The first time I saw it, I couldn't believe my eyes. I thought it was an illusion, as I was already captivated by her smile and her laugh. I thought to myself, there is no humanly way that she has all that junk, in such a modest trunk. But I was soon proven wrong. To the touch, it's as soft as it is firm, an anomaly for sure. But when I tell you it gave me the inspiration to write poems and songs and even screenplays about the sight I saw that night, I am not even remotely lying. All I did was play football in high school, I haven't written a poem that wasn't copy and pasted from Shel Silverstein since 2002, but here I am, googling what a haiku is. Overall, 11/10, would eat with rice." - Random Hinge date, circa 2021.
Anyone who has met this kind hearted soul with a dump truck for an ass, should consider themselves lucky, one of the luckiest souls alive indeed.
EDIT: Lady Kailey Brown fell deeply in love with Random Hinge date, circa 2021. A love that she never thought was possible. Random Hinge date looked at this bootylicious queen in a way she thought only existed in the movies. However, over time, the juiciness of her behind decreased for the Random Hinge date and got taken for granted more and more as time moved on. As public news may declare that Miss Brown despises said hinge date, an inside source has confirmed that even though her big-ole-caboose is looking better than her heart these days, she will look back at her first love fondly and only wishes for the best for him and his mini-me.