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Jacob King - My portfolio and resumé
Nate-o's blog (Invite Only)
Joey's blog
Brianne's blog
Butt2Face - Johnny's site

Favorite Articles

Help:Wikitext_examples -- refer to this on an hourly basis if you want your articles to look like the work of God.
Kyōiku kanji -- If you want to be fluent in Japanese, you need to know every single one of these.
Metroid -- My favorite video game series.
Nintendo -- My best friend forever. JAJAJAJA
Hyperinflation -- I think the idea of everyone having money with a "1,000,000" unit value is AWESOME.
Pyramid Head -- The most disturbing character in any video game I've ever played.
Examination of Holocaust denial -- I never understood why people did this.
Down-low -- My brother-in-law said he heard about this on "Law and Order: SVU." I didn't think it was real!

Various things you should know

My Face Hurts

It really, really hurts. Christ.

Famous People Named 'Jackson'

	Profession	Significance
Michael	Pederast	Voluntarily changes skin color
Jesse	Reverend	Has love child; failed to be president
Janet	Performing Artist	First and last person ever to have "wardrobe malfunction"
Andrew	President	Told the Indians where they could stick their peace offering
Bo	Athlete	Overworked himself by playing two sports
Phil	NBA Coach	Exiled from Chicago; took entire roster with him
Stonewall	War criminal	Shot United States soldiers
Reggie	Athlete	Didn't he play football?
Latoya	Old news	Was on reality show for four episodes
Samuel L.	Motherfucker	Performs really awesome acts of sodomy using only his voice
Peter	Hairy idiot	Makes movies that never end
Miss	Babymamma	Knocked up by Andre 3000
Shoeless Joe	Baseball exile	Respawned in corn field as Ray Liotta
O'Shea	Ice cube	Star of "Barbershop 2: Back in Business"