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Those are choices you got in life, man. You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere. Married and bored or single and lonely. That's right. That's right. Marriage is a boring ass shit. - Chris Rock (see) - see script

Marriage is tough, man. Marriage is real fucking tough, man. Marriage is so tough. Nelson Mandela got a divorce. Nelson Mandela got a fucking divorce. Nelson Mandela spent twenty seven years in a South African prison, got beaten and tortured every day for twenty seven years, and did it with no fucking problem. Made to do hard labor in hundred degrees South African heat for twenty seven years and did it with no problem. He got outta jail after twenty seven years of torture, spent 6 months with his wife and say I can't take this shit no more! - Chris Rock (see)

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Nietzsche

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

One should never know too precisely whom one has married. - Friedrich Nietzsche

It seems that more people marry for money than love. When the money runs out, the love hits the road also. Sad but true. - from Yahoo! Answers

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates