Jdickert

This user is a native speaker of the English language.

Dieser Benutzer hat fortgeschrittene Deutschkenntnisse.

This here fella or lady has a real basic understandin' of Southern American English, meanin' they might just know what "y'all" means.

This user is interested in linguistics.

Grek-5
Ω

This user has full understanding of the Greek alphabet.

Arab-5
ع‎

This user has full understanding of the Arabic script.

ipa
ə

This user has a native-like understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet.

...

This user would like to be able to speak many more languages.

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This user is a participant in
WikiProject Baseball.

This user is a member of Wikipedians against censorship.

This user is a member of the Association of Inclusionist Wikipedians.

NPOV

This user gets quite annoyed when they see POV in the mainspace.

This user loves userboxes.

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snuk

This user says snuck.

to¦go

This user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.

by

The passive voice may be used by this user.

…in.

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.

to
too
two

This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

which & that

This user knows how to use which and that correctly.

if & whether

This user knows how to use "if" and "whether" correctly.

your
you're

This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.

whom

This user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever they see.

AIM-Able

This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.

man-
kind

Regarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct.

less & fewer

This user understands the difference between less & fewer.

“,;:’

This user is a punctuation stickler.

,

This user fixes comma-splices; they are annoying.

A, B, and
A and B

This user prefers to use the serial comma only when its omission can be confusing.

“…”

This user favors curly quotation marks over straight style.

my computer

This user contributes using a laptop.

This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

This user prefers Mozilla Firefox.

This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

This user contributes using Notepad.

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This user is interested in religion.

This user believes in God.

✊

Jdickert was
unable to seek God.^†

☠

This user is interested in the subject or study of Christianity, but isn't necessarily a Christian.

This user advocates personal belief but does not support organised religion.

This user is a pilgrim.

This user believes in the existence of a human soul or spirit.

This user is interested in ghosts.

This user is interested in the concepts of destiny or fate.

This user is interested in Islam.

This user is interested in the Ottoman Empire.

This user is interested in Roman Catholicism.

LENT

This user gave up Roman Catholicism for Lent.

no fun

This user would argue that, despite its name, there is hardly any "fun" at all in fundamentalism...!

This user believes the world would be a happier, safer and saner place without religion.

This user respects the beliefs and religions of others.

This user is interested in
World War II

This user is interested in
art history.

This user is interested in beauty.

This user is an art lover.

This user plays the piano.

This user can tune a piano.

This user likes all types of music.

This user loves the music of
Ludwig van Beethoven.

This user enjoys folk music.

This user is still freewheelin’.

This user loves
The Beatles.

This user believes that communism is an ideal system of government
—in theory.

This user believes in the separation of church and state.

This user supports the troops.

♂♀

This user supports gender equality.

This user opposes racism and admires Martin Luther King Jr.

This user prefers that the death penalty be used very sparingly.

This user is a blood donor.

This user is interested in the
debate over abortion.

This user practices abstinence.

This user sees nothing wrong with the human form and doesn't view it as something that needs to be hidden.

This user does not like socklessness.

This user is against the colorization of black and white movies.

This user puts up a real Christmas tree, not an artificial one.

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This user plays baseball.

This user plays golf.

This user is an intermediate skiier or snowboarder.

This user is a
cross country runner.

This user enjoys
sailing and boating.

This user is a lifeguard.

This user enjoys chess.

This user enjoys playing blackjack.

up Clue dn

This user is interested in Crosswords.

This user is interested in maps.

This user is addicted to travel.

This user is interested in
ghost towns.

This user has visited 18 of the 50 United States.

18

This user has never left the Western Hemisphere.

This user has looked into the
eye of a hurricane,
and lived to talk about it.

This user prefers cold weather.

This user enjoys skygazing and astronomy.

This user begrudgingly observes Daylight Saving Time.

This user's favourite colour is blue.

This user enjoys reading the newspaper.

E

This user reads The Economist.

A Prairie Home Companion is the answer to life's persistent questions.

id1

This user misses Calvin and Hobbes.

id2

This user would like to wish you a happy April Fool's Day.

This user drinks Coca-Cola

This user loves spaghetti.

This user suffers from sporkophobia and hates sporks.

C₂H₅OH-2

This user drinks occasionally.

This user bows down before the awesome might of Vodka.

This user does not smoke.

This user can solve a Rubik's Cube without cheating.

This user loves calculators.

0.{\bar {9}}

=1

This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1, but acquired a migraine learning it.

This user knows by heart the first 200 digits in the decimal representation of pi.

met?

This user prefers metric units, but, having grown up in the United States, cannot relate to them.

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Name

This user's name is Jonathan.

This user is male.

22

This user is 22 years old.

This user is a Leo.

This user lives in the
United States of America.

This user is of Danish ancestry.

Alba
This user is of Scottish ancestry.

This user is right-handed.

This user is single.

This user is heterosexual.

This user has brown eyes.

This user is into brunettes.

This user wears corrective eyeglasses or contact lenses, without which they'd be as blind as a bat!

This user is a college student.

This user considers themselves self-educated.

This user works at an art gallery.

This user would like to be a teacher.

This user is relocating soon.

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This user enjoys writing.

This user is a bibliophile.

This user is interested in the Romantic period.

This user enjoys reading poetry.

This user is interested in Gothic literature.

This user enjoys reading short stories.

Narnia

This user loves The Chronicles of Narnia.

This user adores the works of James Joyce and yes I said yes I will Yes.

This user is Waiting for Godot, who will surely be arriving on November 3.

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This user enjoys philosophy.

This user believes in logic.

This user is a skeptic.

This user is interested in existentialism.

This user thinks that abstractions cannot hurt anybody.

This user realizes that the Earth isn't an oblate spheroid, but rather a close approximation of one.

This user honestly just doesn't care anymore about what shape the Earth is. Let it go, man.

This user imagines
All the people living life in peace.

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ADHD

This user has ADHD.

This user is a child at heart. They might have grown older, but they'll never grow up.

OCPD

This user suffers from OCPD, which is not the same thing as OCD.

This user is a germaphobe.

This user lives with dysthymia.

This user stays sane with Venlafaxine.^†

Ø

This user is a recluse.

INFJ

This user's MBTI type is INFJ.

This user is nocturnal.

This user loves to walk by the moon.

This user loves rainy days.

This user really enjoys dark and stormy nights.

This user loves the Autumn.

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This user is interested in environmentalism.

This user loves the animal kingdom.

This user firmly believes that this is a better world because of the presence of dogs.

This user has a pet Goldfish.