User:Jimbo Wales/WikiProject Wikipedians who frankly don't care about Jimbo's beard/to do

• Hire hair assassin assassin assassins
• Convince Jimbo to continue working on Wikipedia, regardless of whether he feels like shaving or not
• Recruit more members
• Get some sockpuppets, join the sockpuppets of WP:DONTCAREABOUTBEARD, and VfD both WP:BEARDMUSTGO and WP:BEARDKEEP Done, see here
• Use those sockpuppets and VfD the VfDs of WP:BEARDMUSTGO and WP:BEARDKEEP
• Delete ALL images showing Jimbo Wales' face, for any picture will spark controversy anew
• Edit his photo to show him how he would look without a beard Done