Sloof Lirpa

The Sloof Lirpa is a rare bird that enters the US during the first week of April. It is quite distinguished as it has bright orange wings. The bird tends to migrate to crowds as it often senses excitement and joy. To attract the Sloof Lirpa to your area, here are some common trends:

1) Flap your wings like a bird 2) Make noise sounds with your voice, like “ca-caw ca-caw” 3) The use of flashlights are optional during dusk. 4) Dancing while shouting 5) Generally, anything loud

Happy Hunting.